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Old 03-02-2008, 04:59 PM   #1
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Smile What are your Pet Peeves....

One of my pet peeves is when someone squishes the toothpaste from the middle instead of from the bottom!!
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:28 PM   #2
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One of my pet peeves is when someone squishes the toothpaste from the middle instead of from the bottom!!
Preach on sister!
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:29 PM   #3
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:29 PM   #4
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having no toilet paper left on the roll. Just change the damn thing if you finish the roll and put on a new one!
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:39 PM   #5
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Coffee or soup slurping. "FFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTppppt". and then "Ah" after each slurp. BLACH!!


Also, it is very gross listening to some people eating cerial. All that slurping and crunching. Yucky.
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Old 03-02-2008, 11:05 PM   #6
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Old 03-02-2008, 11:13 PM   #7
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when plans go awry...its why I hate making them....lol
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Old 03-02-2008, 11:15 PM   #8
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When people don't tell you things and then wonder why you don't know what they are talking about
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Old 03-03-2008, 05:17 AM   #9
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i didn't know the toilet paper ever ran out, buy the kind that self replaces when the roll gets low.
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Old 03-07-2008, 09:47 AM   #10
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When they put their clothes beside the hamper instead of IN the hamper.
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Old 03-07-2008, 10:01 AM   #11
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People not emptying their own pockets before putting their clothes to be washed!
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Old 03-07-2008, 10:07 AM   #12
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Clutter on the counters or anywhere for that matter.
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Old 03-07-2008, 10:26 AM   #13
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A sign put up for public viewing that has miss-spelled words in it.
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Old 03-07-2008, 01:13 PM   #14
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Someone chewing with his/her mouth open- Makes me nauseous!
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I know about that Private. In the restaurant I'm working in a gorgeous blond was chewing so loud that all the waiters thought it had to be her boyfriend. What a turnoff!
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Old 03-07-2008, 01:33 PM   #16
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I try to work out most week days at a public gym. I tend to go mid morning when there are all these old retired guys in the locker room. Am I premitted to have two issues? #1 ....... these old dudes in the shower moan and groan and whatever, must be a showering habit formed over the years. #2 ....... These same old dudes insist on walking around naked, stepping on the scale, lotioning their whole bodies etc. I feel like telling them "dude put on the whitie tighties"
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Old 03-07-2008, 04:16 PM   #17
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Old 03-07-2008, 04:29 PM   #18
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I have to admit it, I hate "text" chat. "I c u" "b4 I met my bff". I actually had a kid tell me that I was an idiot for spelling out my words and using appropriate language.
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Spelling errors at work drive me nuts....its a patients medical record for petes sake...
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Spelling errors at work drive me nuts....its a patients medical record for petes sake...
Boy Im screwed...wait this isn't work.....can I spell badly here?
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Old 03-07-2008, 06:30 PM   #21
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Boy Im screwed...wait this isn't work.....can I spell badly here?
I may go into your post and correct it if it bothers me too much...

hope you don't mind...
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Old 03-07-2008, 06:35 PM   #22
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I may go into your post and correct it if it bothers me too much...

hope you don't mind...
You can correct me all you want....do you spank??
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Old 03-21-2008, 06:41 PM   #23
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Old 03-21-2008, 06:45 PM   #24
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people who use tools and don't put them back where they were.......
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When the dog decides to eat and crunch dry food when I am trying to hear something or go to sleep....sigh
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