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Old 03-21-2008, 06:50 PM   #26
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When people get in line to pay for something and don't have their money/credit card ready and search for a goddamn hour to find it in the bottom of thier pocket/purse.

When people can't get off their goddamn cell phones for a minute to order food or pay attention picking it up. The phone is not permanently attached to your ear people.
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Old 03-21-2008, 06:59 PM   #27
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When you have a fire drill in the office building...and there is someone in front of you on the stairs...texting.....

When you go to a restaurant and people around you are all...........yakking on the cell phone or texting...........

When you are in the ladies room...behind closed doors....and someone comes in...and they begin making phone calls in the bathroom...for heavens sake!!!!
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:01 PM   #28
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When the dog decides to eat and crunch dry food when I am trying to hear something or go to sleep....sigh
Or when you are attempting to go to sleep in a quiet room and not one but both of your dogs lick very loudly..............
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:03 PM   #29
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When pepole at work make the same mistake, over and over and over and over.....

you get the point............
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Old 03-29-2008, 11:16 AM   #30
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those who don't take responsibility for their actions...
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Old 03-29-2008, 11:29 AM   #31
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my pet peeve are friends that just forget you exisit...that is a pain.
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Old 03-29-2008, 02:51 PM   #32
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Old 04-05-2008, 04:27 PM   #33
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people who pull out onto a busy highway doing 10 mph....
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Old 04-05-2008, 04:28 PM   #34
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people who don't pick up after themselves
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people who let their kids run around out of control in restaurants....and stores
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people on cell phones all the time...
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Old 04-05-2008, 04:31 PM   #37
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those who don't take responsibility for their actions...
Oh, I know several people like that, includiung my husband.
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Old 04-05-2008, 04:36 PM   #38
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PEOPLE WHO DRIVE SLOW IN THE FAST LANE
Smoking (in general... not the herb variety)
Self-Inflated-Ego Types who pretend to be on thier cell phones while making "Billion Dollar" deals, in the middle of a crowded airport/boarding gate.

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Old 04-05-2008, 04:57 PM   #39
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an election that starts three years a head of time...
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Old 04-05-2008, 08:27 PM   #40
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People on cell phones...especially in lines

Loud chewers or those who talk with their mouths full

People who are unaware of their actions and how it effects those around them

People who cannot admit it when they are wrong
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:57 PM   #41
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My hubby wears two pairs of socks, and when I go to do the laundry and need to pull them apart!! Now I leave them like that. If he can't pull his socks apart, well to bad for him they get washed together!!
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Old 04-08-2008, 09:03 PM   #42
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try getting a phone call while you are out the door , and something minor happens to the person on the other line like their car broke down or something.
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Old 05-04-2008, 03:15 PM   #44
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people who pull out onto a busy highway doing 10 mph....
That or they'll do 80mph to pull out of a stop sign in front of you, and then slow back down to 35 in a 65. For some reason I become the poster child for road rage.
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Old 05-04-2008, 03:17 PM   #45
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When traffic slows to a crawl because of flashing lights up ahead....keep it moving people and stop gawking....
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Old 05-04-2008, 04:05 PM   #46
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people who talk with their mouths full or people with bad breath...gross.
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Arrogance and entitlement.
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lacey love the new av. doing thing twice like at work when i have no control
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Old 05-05-2008, 10:27 AM   #49
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Old 05-05-2008, 11:07 AM   #50
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Someone riding my bumper. Someone who passes me and then slams on brakes in
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