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Old 07-26-2010, 09:04 PM   #1
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Like most people, I've accumulated some reputation points. I love getting them, but what can one really do with them? Wouldn't it be great if you could cash your points in for special M&F bonus prizes?

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Recommend a bonus prize that should be offered.



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Old 07-26-2010, 09:05 PM   #2
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I wanna to cash mine in for frequent flyer mile points
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:07 PM   #3
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Charmed and Daddy can have my rep points for their freq flyer fund, too.
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:08 PM   #4
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:16 PM   #5
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exactly what I want with mine ! Iowa here I come !!
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:16 PM   #6
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Charmed and Daddy can have my rep points for their freq flyer fund, too.

I just fell in love with you Alfa
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:17 PM   #7
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I'm thinking you can trade them in to have your post count reduced in the embarrassing thread of your choice.....say if you ever mistakenly hit on a guy thinking he was a girl and people laughed at you......you can cash in rep points to have the whole thing expunged from the site records
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:19 PM   #8
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Charmed and Daddy can have my rep points for their freq flyer fund, too.
And here I was thinking we could pool our points to get them their OWN site so we wouldn't have to be.................................well.........ya know
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:19 PM   #9
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I wanna trade mine in for sumpin . . . juicy . . .


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Old 07-26-2010, 09:21 PM   #10
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I'm thinking you can trade them in to have your post count reduced in the embarrassing thread of your choice.....say if you ever mistakenly hit on a guy thinking he was a girl and people laughed at you......you can cash in rep points to have the whole thing expunged from the site records
Hmmm...you sound almost nervous! I'm thinking blackmail!
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Hmmm...you sound almost nervous! I'm thinking blackmail!
Actually there's about 85 posts in the Fisting Thread I'd rather not have on my permanent record
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:24 PM   #12
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And here I was thinking we could pool our points to get them their OWN site so we wouldn't have to be.................................well.........ya know
BITE ME HAN!
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:27 PM   #13
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i bet we could pool a lot of GREEN points.. and beat Han at the RED game!
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:27 PM   #14
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What??.......I was gonna say "witness the expression of a true love that none of us will ever measure up to"............................damn, that's what I get for being a nice guy
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:28 PM   #15
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And here I was thinking we could pool our points to get them their OWN site so we wouldn't have to be.................................well.........ya know
so u wouldn't hafta be . . . jealous? intimidated? overshadowed? have ur shortcummings highlighted??



HI HAANNNNNNNN DUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!
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What??.......I was gonna say "witness the expression of a true love that none of us will ever measure up to"............................damn, that's what I get for being a nice guy
LMAO..... Who is logged in as han?
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Old 07-26-2010, 09:31 PM   #17
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i bet we could pool a lot of GREEN points.. and beat Han at the RED game!
now THAT whole story is one of those urban myths....I only give those when someone picks on me...........








or uhhhh....some such shit
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Actually there's about 85 posts in the Fisting Thread I'd rather not have on my permanent record
Just that you have ONE post in the fisting thread is enough to blackmail for a lifetime!
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I'd cash in all my rep....ever OUNCE of my rep to bring that baby back to his mommy & daddy.
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so u wouldn't hafta be . . . jealous? intimidated? overshadowed? have ur shortcummings highlighted??



HI HAANNNNNNNN DUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!

Me an this guy actually thought it would be funny if we traded usernames and passwords for the day....he wanted to know what it feels like to be just in a state of Hyper Coolness and be Worshipped Like A hero for a night here and I wanted to.....uhhhhh..........Welll................... I guess I wanted a username where I would actually know what it feels like to be the creepy guy that hangs around the monkey bars at the park wearing the Trench Coat in July that I'm always telling my kids to stay away from

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Me an this guy actually thought it would be funny if we traded usernames and passwords for the day....he wanted to know what it feels like to be just in a state of Hyper Coolness and be Worshipped Like A hero for a night here and I wanted to.....uhhhhh..........Welll................... I guess I wanted a username where I would actually know what it feels like to be the creepy guy that hangs around the monkey bars at the park wearing the Trench Coat in July that I'm always telling my kids to stay away from

Back off dude!!


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I would cash my points in to have a really sexual guy rub ice all over my body starting with the back of my neck.
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I would cash my points in to have a really sexual guy rub ice all over my body starting with the back of my neck.
OMG, he just did that to my neck less than two weeks ago!

It made my nipples ping
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OMG, he just did that to my neck less than two weeks ago!

It made my nipples ping
OMG!!!!

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