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Old 02-23-2007, 11:58 AM   #1
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Ah haaaaaa, probably a load of shite but fun anyway...

http://www.howdoyoucompare.com/quiz1.htm

My score was 7

You are extremely satisfied with your sex life. You and your lover probably have excellent communication skills, you let each other know what you like and dislike - and how often you like it. Be sure to test your partner too. If your partner also scored between zero and seven you are a wonderful lover. Keep up the communication and you will enjoy many happy years of great sex.

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Old 02-23-2007, 12:07 PM   #2
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my score is 19 i need help any takers
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Old 02-23-2007, 12:10 PM   #3
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14 - 39. Close, but no cigar!

You are close to sexual bliss, but you and your partner have some work to do. You are either not letting your partner clearly know your needs or your partner is not doing his/her job to fulfill those needs. Talk about this test with your lover. Read through your partner's answers. If your mate's score is similar to yours you both have homework. Schedule some romantic time together and talk about your needs and wishes. Be flexible and help your partner get a lower score too. Both of you should focus on improving your communication and retake this test in a month. Chart your progress.
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Old 02-23-2007, 12:12 PM   #4
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my score was 28 I really need some help
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Old 02-23-2007, 12:13 PM   #5
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i would like to think i am since i think women are the greatest creation on earth,and i'v been fascinated since i was 12
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my score was 28 I really need some help
well according to the test, you now have to go and talk to your partner about it...

er yea riiiiiiight!
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Old 02-23-2007, 12:14 PM   #7
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i would like to think i am since i think women are the greatest creation on earth,and i'v been fascinated since i was 12
mmmmm! you are intriguing!
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yea right...lol..if talking worked my score would be better..hecked Im past begging at this point.lol
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mmmmm! you are intriguing!
a woman of your physique and your intelligence would be a treasure for any man
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a woman of your physique and your intelligence would be a treasure for any man
Thank you! as I have said before, a compliment from you is flattery indeed!
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Your score is: 8

Understanding Your Score

The key to this test is your score on the difference column. This is because you may have a high score in column one, which means these sexual encounters are happening to you often, but perhaps you don't want them as frequently. Or you may have a lower score on the "How Often" column and that is just the way you like it. The difference column tells you if you are getting what you want. We will focus on that.

The lower your score, the more satisfied you are with your sexual experiences.
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Difference Scores of 8 - 13. Oooh la la!

You have a fulfilled sex life. You and your partner probably have wonderful communication skills, you let each other know what you like and dislike - and generally how often you like them. You may differ on a couple of activities, but make sure your partner takes this test and discuss your results together. Continue to communicate and you'll enjoy many happy years of good sex.



What a load of bull. How can you rarely have sex and have a satisfing love life. Would somebody explain that one.
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Old 02-23-2007, 01:12 PM   #13
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Difference Scores of 8 - 13. Oooh la la!

You have a fulfilled sex life. You and your partner probably have wonderful communication skills, you let each other know what you like and dislike - and generally how often you like them. You may differ on a couple of activities, but make sure your partner takes this test and discuss your results together. Continue to communicate and you'll enjoy many happy years of good sex.



What a load of bull. How can you rarely have sex and have a satisfing love life. Would somebody explain that one.
Dartgirl I wonder if the time comes to act together...
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Old 02-23-2007, 02:19 PM   #14
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My score was 23.....

Difference Scores of 14 - 39. Close, but no cigar!

You are close to sexual bliss, but you and your partner have some work to do. You are either not letting your partner clearly know your needs or your partner is not doing his/her job to fulfill those needs. Talk about this test with your lover. Read through your partner's answers. If your mate's score is similar to yours you both have homework. Schedule some romantic time together and talk about your needs and wishes. Be flexible and help your partner get a lower score too. Both of you should focus on improving your communication and retake this test in a month. Chart your progress.
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Old 02-23-2007, 02:23 PM   #15
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My score was 23.....

Difference Scores of 14 - 39. Close, but no cigar!

You are close to sexual bliss, but you and your partner have some work to do. You are either not letting your partner clearly know your needs or your partner is not doing his/her job to fulfill those needs. Talk about this test with your lover. Read through your partner's answers. If your mate's score is similar to yours you both have homework. Schedule some romantic time together and talk about your needs and wishes. Be flexible and help your partner get a lower score too. Both of you should focus on improving your communication and retake this test in a month. Chart your progress.
Hmmm does the test know somethings hun?

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where is the test i would like to know my score
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i will never get to 150
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Go Down and find Pragmatcijen. She will give it to you..Welcome Mrh50...
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The link to the question is in the first post.
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39,,,,39 ????? I really need alot of help !!!
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I got a 9

Difference Scores of 8 - 13. Oooh la la!

You have a fulfilled sex life. You and your partner probably have wonderful communication skills, you let each other know what you like and dislike - and generally how often you like them. You may differ on a couple of activities, but make sure your partner takes this test and discuss your results together. Continue to communicate and you'll enjoy many happy years of good sex.
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Difference Scores Above 40 Warning

Your lover is not meeting your needs. You are sexually unfulfilled. You are not enjoying what you want most of the time. There may be problems in your relationship other than lack of sexual satisfaction. Talk about this test with your partner. Read through your lover's answers. Study the ideas at the end of this chapter and section on how to be a better lover in chapter eight. Take some tips from the relationship chapter too.

Surprise....surprise....I scored a 62....sigh, like I needed a test to tell me this....
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MY SCORE IS 36

Difference Scores of 14 - 39. Close, but no cigar!

You are close to sexual bliss, but you and your partner have some work to do. You are either not letting your partner clearly know your needs or your partner is not doing his/her job to fulfill those needs. Talk about this test with your lover. Read through your partner's answers. If your mate's score is similar to yours you both have homework. Schedule some romantic time together and talk about your needs and wishes. Be flexible and help your partner get a lower score too. Both of you should focus on improving your communication and retake this test in a month. Chart your progress.

Damn it!, I've been flexible, shared my wants/needs, given and given and given...I need a new lover!!!
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MY SCORE IS 36

Difference Scores of 14 - 39. Close, but no cigar!

You are close to sexual bliss, but you and your partner have some work to do. You are either not letting your partner clearly know your needs or your partner is not doing his/her job to fulfill those needs. Talk about this test with your lover. Read through your partner's answers. If your mate's score is similar to yours you both have homework. Schedule some romantic time together and talk about your needs and wishes. Be flexible and help your partner get a lower score too. Both of you should focus on improving your communication and retake this test in a month. Chart your progress.

Damn it!, I've been flexible, shared my wants/needs, given and given and given...I need a new lover!!!

You rang??
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