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Old 12-18-2015, 02:43 PM   #251
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fuck you.....Now, I know it sounds familiar, but I am THE ONE that first came up with this, I swear!!
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Old 12-18-2015, 04:51 PM   #252
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Old 12-18-2015, 04:52 PM   #253
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You must have collected a Kings Ransom in royalties when Glenn Gary Glenross came out
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Old 12-18-2015, 05:04 PM   #254
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Old 12-18-2015, 08:13 PM   #255
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Old 12-30-2015, 01:13 PM   #256
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Old 12-30-2015, 01:20 PM   #257
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Sounds like tasty lemonade to me.
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Old 12-30-2015, 01:42 PM   #258
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Sounds like tasty lemonade to me.
You should taste my meringue!
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Old 12-30-2015, 01:44 PM   #259
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In both cases, I'd be squeezing out the seed.
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Old 12-30-2015, 01:52 PM   #260
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Touche'!
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Old 04-16-2018, 01:58 PM   #261
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