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Old 06-29-2018, 01:44 PM   #376
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:15 AM   #377
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female kangaroos have 3 vaginas..
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:17 AM   #378
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:05 AM   #379
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female kangaroos have 3 vaginas..
Well, to be honest, it would be more interesting if it were the male kangaroos.
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:09 AM   #380
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Well, to be honest, it would be more interesting if it were the male kangaroos.
Now if I had said kangaroos have 3 vaginas, that would have been inaccurate now wouldn't it Bob...
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:34 AM   #381
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Now if I had said kangaroos have 3 vaginas, that would have been inaccurate now wouldn't it Bob...
Oh, your grammar is fine.

Have you ever seen film of the roo fetus crawling up to the pouch?
Very creepy.

It would be possible that the males provided spare vaginas.

But not your fault.
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:56 AM   #382
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Oh, your grammar is fine.

Have you ever seen film of the roo fetus crawling up to the pouch?
Very creepy.

It would be possible that the males provided spare vaginas.

But not your fault.
never saw such... are you saying the fetus is alive??
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Old 07-15-2018, 02:20 AM   #383
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Old 07-15-2018, 10:07 AM   #384
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never saw such... are you saying the fetus is alive??
Yes, and wiggles way outside womb into pouch.

Freaked me.
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:11 AM   #385
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Yes, and wiggles way outside womb into pouch.

Freaked me.
As opposed to some humans who spend their lives trying to wiggle their way back into the womb.
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Old 07-15-2018, 11:36 AM   #386
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As opposed to some humans who spend their lives trying to wiggle their way back into the womb.
Those were the days.
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Old 07-15-2018, 12:13 PM   #387
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:21 PM   #388
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Viagra was developed with the intention of relieving chest pain and its side effect was accidental
Exactly the same for the bald hair stuff Rogaine, which may be why Trump's cardiac report looks ok.

He's a double dipper.
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Old 07-20-2018, 01:58 AM   #389
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Old 07-21-2018, 01:46 PM   #390
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Old 08-07-2018, 08:43 PM   #394
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The saying "saved by the bell" has been more recently applied to boxing matches when the bell ending the round rings before the referee counts to ten for a knockout. But, the original phrase came into use centuries ago when undertakers occasionally would bury someone before they were actually dead, leading to the practice of running a cord tied to the dead person's hand in the coffin and to a bell on a stand above the ground. If one was to "awaken" in the coffin they could ring the bell to be rescued... and hope to hell someone heard it!
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