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Old 06-18-2018, 07:28 PM   #1876
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Old 06-18-2018, 07:30 PM   #1877
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I’d love to find it and collect my “reward.”

My dumb ass couldn’t find my work keys. I forgot I changed a key to my work badge thing and locked the other keys in the drawer on Friday! At least I thought they fell out of my bag over the weekend. I’m telling you...if my head wasn’t screwed on....you’d find it rolling down that street.

Ewe..that’s kinda a horrid thought.

You know what I mean tho. lol
I know what you mean.

If I found your head rolling down the street i’d pick you up by your ears and reward myself.

I can go there right along with you!
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Old 06-18-2018, 07:36 PM   #1878
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I know what you mean.

If I found your head rolling down the street i’d pick you up by your ears and reward myself.

I can go there right along with you!


I can’t hold back the laughter. I’m at work...DAMMIT!

I was just romantic and then I find this! What a pair!! Perfect balance.

You’re a sick fuck!
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Old 07-01-2018, 05:35 PM   #1879
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Old 07-01-2018, 07:43 PM   #1880
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Old 07-01-2018, 07:51 PM   #1881
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They’re watching you Leggs...and they’ll know all about your “posts” here if you look them in the eyes....don’t do it!
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Old 07-01-2018, 07:54 PM   #1882
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Not afraid of looking a asshole in the eye.. but they have trouble looking back at you..
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Old 07-01-2018, 07:57 PM   #1883
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Not afraid of looking a asshole in the eye.. but they have trouble looking back at you..
No doubt about it...they always do.
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Old 07-01-2018, 09:24 PM   #1884
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Old 07-01-2018, 09:26 PM   #1885
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When I lose my temper.

It scares me. Reasons.

It feels so much better when I reel it in. Otherwise I feel zoomy and weird and lost.
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Old 07-06-2018, 08:13 AM   #1886
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The calm before the storm...
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Old 07-06-2018, 08:18 AM   #1887
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Things that seem to good ... it pays to be nervous then
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Old 07-06-2018, 09:33 AM   #1888
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Old 07-06-2018, 10:15 AM   #1889
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When I get so mad I start seeing yellow spots . I rarely do that any longer. I remove myself from the situation most of the time .
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Old 07-14-2018, 10:17 AM   #1890
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When I see Google Spider listed several times as a guest.
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Old 07-14-2018, 10:20 AM   #1891
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time for a new computer... I don't do spiders
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:46 PM   #1892
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Old 07-14-2018, 12:53 PM   #1893
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Old 07-18-2018, 10:34 AM   #1894
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Old 07-18-2018, 10:40 AM   #1895
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elevators....hate those suckers
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Old 07-18-2018, 10:57 AM   #1896
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you hate getting sucked??
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Old 07-18-2018, 11:08 AM   #1897
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To find out the Afterlife is run by .......dwarves!

Man..am I gonna be in trouble
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