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Old 07-08-2018, 08:09 PM   #2526
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Wanna mud wrestle? Or in jello or chocolate pudding so we can lick each other clean after weíre done?
Chocolate is every ladies favorite flavor. Not surprised you chose that at all.
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:11 PM   #2527
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:12 PM   #2528
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:14 PM   #2529
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Wanna mud wrestle? Or in jello or chocolate pudding so we can lick each other clean after weíre done?
Iíve always had a fantasy to fuck in a bathtub of peach jello, but DJ can bring his naturally sweet chocolate sauce to top us off.

Iím a chocolate slut in more ways than one!
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:16 PM   #2530
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DJ is lucky I like being commanded in the bedroom.

Iíll still spank him good. I always do shit that I shouldnít. I kinda like the punishment that follows.
You do what you do in the bedroom Sabes...Iíll do you harder!

I can tell you this sexy...however you imagine what it would be like with Lyric...is understated. Her sexiness and drive....unfuckinbelievable!
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:16 PM   #2531
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What can I say I am a fashion guru
Lmao!! You have good taste. Wondering what else you have up your sleeve!
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:16 PM   #2532
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:19 PM   #2533
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Iíve always had a fantasy to fuck in a bathtub of peach jello, but DJ can bring his naturally sweet chocolate sauce to top us off.

Iím a chocolate slut in more ways than one!
Weíll check that off the list at the next m&f convention in my hotel suite. At the end of the night weíll double the number of chocolate sluts in the room.
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:26 PM   #2534
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Weíll check that off the list at the next m&f convention in my hotel suite. At the end of the night weíll double the number of chocolate sluts in the room.
Meanwhile, Iím the pathetic bitch, checking my cupboards for peach jello and chocolate pudding thinking Iím gonna make this fantasy as real as my ass can get it right now.
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:26 PM   #2535
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You do what you do in the bedroom Sabes...Iíll do you harder!

I can tell you this sexy...however you imagine what it would be like with Lyric...is understated. Her sexiness and drive....unfuckinbelievable!
Rub it in, ya fucker!
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:28 PM   #2536
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You do what you do in the bedroom Sabes...Iíll do you harder!

I can tell you this sexy...however you imagine what it would be like with Lyric...is understated. Her sexiness and drive....unfuckinbelievable!
Sabes...words of advice...bring a bite block! Youíre going to need it.

Iíd be easy with Sabes...

Interpret that however you wish!!

Bet there are some beautiful unforgettable wickedly Ēskeletons in the closetĒ acts...just waiting to become a reality just so they can be stashed in our freak closets.
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:29 PM   #2537
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Hahaha! Yes I did.I give the commands! Now you turn over...ass up!
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Donít say ďrubĒ or curse at him! Youíre just turning him on.
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:33 PM   #2539
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Meanwhile, Iím the pathetic bitch, checking my cupboards for peach jello and chocolate pudding thinking Iím gonna make this fantasy as real as my ass can get it right now.


In my mind...weíre living THAT dream.
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:35 PM   #2540
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Old 07-08-2018, 08:44 PM   #2541
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Oooh baby girl don’t you know it! I have my work cut out for me already with your sexy ass!

Make me baby...give me that shit ma! We’ll all be 5lbs lighter after we’re done drippin sweat.


We have you sweating enough for the both of us! Tasty stuff...

Maybe I’m just a lazy lover!

Can’t promise getting my sweat on, but greatness doesn't happen by luck. It doesn't occur from raw, natural talent alone. You won't find it by wishing. It won't find you on a random day. Heart, blood, sweat, (fuck tears), continued refocused clarity, bad days, good days, the joy of winning, the humbling exp yet the burning sting of defeat, the days when others (spouses..lol) relax while you grind, the days when you have to try and remember your passion, the days when you can't forget. In this forbidden relationship, we pursue greatness in every aspect even with limitations.

This goes deeper than the surface...as you can tell...

Work it dad! (Keeping it tame...this time. Xx)

Test, push, teach and please...

Yours truly
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:25 PM   #2543
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:43 PM   #2545
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this camel-hair thong I'm wearing...I should have re-thought that.
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Sweating like a whore on dollar day . I'm in the air conditioner but I am soaking in sweat.
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reminds me of the day hub had like 50 omes his wallet
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that even made ME throw up in my mouth a little
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