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Old 08-12-2006, 12:08 AM   #51
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When unsuitable... you say it ..
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Old 08-12-2006, 12:27 AM   #52
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Id rather poke my eye out than......Hurt someone intensionally...
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Old 08-12-2006, 12:43 AM   #53
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I rather poke my eye out ......then to eat Beets
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Old 08-12-2006, 08:30 AM   #54
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I'd rather poke my eye out than....... take my kids down the cereal aisle at the grocery store lol omg.
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have dinner AGAIN w/my husbands ex-wife (bitch)!!!
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Old 08-12-2006, 11:48 AM   #55
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i'd rather poke my eye out than...be a teenager today....
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Old 08-12-2006, 11:56 AM   #56
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than go home to my wife who's at the front door waiting for me
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:28 AM   #57
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have dinner AGAIN w/my husbands ex-wife (bitch)!!!
Yuck! Oh you poor thing! That does not sound like any fun at all!
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:30 AM   #58
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i'd rather poke my eye out than...be a teenager today....

WOW! Isn't that the truth!
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:35 AM   #59
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LMAO - oh dear, that's not good ! Have you been naughty ?
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Old 08-17-2006, 09:39 AM   #60
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have dinner AGAIN w/my husbands ex-wife (bitch)!!!
omg - that's a pure tragic. it's obviously happened before ? what happened that made it seem like a good idea to do it again ! underneath, you must be a very patient understanding person. thanks for making me lol !
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:25 AM   #61
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:34 AM   #62
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...never have sex again.
don't think that should be to hard to make sure that doesn't happen..?
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Old 08-17-2006, 10:54 AM   #63
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than eat collard greens ... eeeeewwwwwwwwww
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:16 PM   #64
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"eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww" - is that in the dictionary ? it should be !
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:20 PM   #65
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I'd rather poke my eye out then to understand some people's thinking.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:22 PM   #66
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I'd rather poke my eye out then to understand some people's thinking.
a mind is a terrible thing to waste, so use it well.
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Old 08-17-2006, 12:40 PM   #67
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and a waist is a terrible thing to mind...
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Old 08-17-2006, 01:09 PM   #68
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and a waist is a terrible thing to mind...
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Old 09-10-2006, 02:14 AM   #69
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i'd rather poke my eye out then go into the house i grew up in
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Old 09-11-2006, 06:42 PM   #70
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i'd rather poke my eye out than to disappoint my children.
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Old 09-11-2006, 07:33 PM   #71
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I'd rather poke my eye out than have these thoughts in my head come true...

in fact i'd poke both eyes out...
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lmao....thanks for making me smile


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