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Old 06-29-2018, 12:44 PM   #376
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Old Yesterday, 11:15 PM   #377
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female kangaroos have 3 vaginas..
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Old Yesterday, 11:17 PM   #378
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Old Today, 12:05 AM   #379
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female kangaroos have 3 vaginas..
Well, to be honest, it would be more interesting if it were the male kangaroos.
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Old Today, 12:09 AM   #380
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Well, to be honest, it would be more interesting if it were the male kangaroos.
Now if I had said kangaroos have 3 vaginas, that would have been inaccurate now wouldn't it Bob...
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Now if I had said kangaroos have 3 vaginas, that would have been inaccurate now wouldn't it Bob...
Oh, your grammar is fine.

Have you ever seen film of the roo fetus crawling up to the pouch?
Very creepy.

It would be possible that the males provided spare vaginas.

But not your fault.
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Old Today, 12:56 AM   #382
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Oh, your grammar is fine.

Have you ever seen film of the roo fetus crawling up to the pouch?
Very creepy.

It would be possible that the males provided spare vaginas.

But not your fault.
never saw such... are you saying the fetus is alive??
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never saw such... are you saying the fetus is alive??
Yes, and wiggles way outside womb into pouch.

Freaked me.
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Yes, and wiggles way outside womb into pouch.

Freaked me.
As opposed to some humans who spend their lives trying to wiggle their way back into the womb.
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As opposed to some humans who spend their lives trying to wiggle their way back into the womb.
Those were the days.
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Viagra was developed with the intention of relieving chest pain and its side effect was accidental
Exactly the same for the bald hair stuff Rogaine, which may be why Trump's cardiac report looks ok.

He's a double dipper.
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