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Old 07-29-2015, 01:55 PM   #26
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Data entry clerk....doing the same thing over and over would push me into a deep depression ...
Really ??? Even sex?
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Old 07-29-2015, 02:01 PM   #27
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Really ??? Even sex?
Who said anything about sex???...lol..But even sex calls for creativity, no?
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Old 07-29-2015, 02:02 PM   #28
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Who said anything about sex???...lol..But even sex calls for creativity, no?

Hmmm?....a sex job? I think he just called you a whore?
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Who said anything about sex???...lol..But even sex calls for creativity, no?
So very true. Finally a woman who understands.
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Hmmm?....a sex job? I think he just called you a whore?
I didn't say that. I was commenting on doing it over and over again.

Payment for it is not on my plan bit some jobs are on a volunteer basis.
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Hmmm?....a sex job? I think he just called you a whore?
I hope not!...I am not even a cyber whore....it's way too much work, ya know!
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Old 07-29-2015, 02:16 PM   #32
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I hope not!...I am not even a cyber whore....it's way too much work, ya know!
S'ok..I took the spade off him ..along with his sense of humor too, looks like?
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Old 07-29-2015, 02:17 PM   #33
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I didn't say that. I was commenting on doing it over and over again.

Payment for it is not on my plan bit some jobs are on a volunteer basis.
I bet you watch porn movies backwards...so you can see a whore giving her money back!
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Old 07-29-2015, 02:18 PM   #34
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I bet you watch porn movies backwards...so you can see a whore giving her money back!
Lmao....I know I would volunteer for sex with you so the concept is sound.
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Old 07-31-2015, 04:40 PM   #35
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Old 07-31-2015, 05:27 PM   #36
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Old 07-31-2015, 06:03 PM   #38
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Old 07-31-2015, 06:05 PM   #39
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