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Old 08-12-2015, 11:51 AM   #51
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Old 08-12-2015, 12:36 PM   #52
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Old 08-12-2015, 12:51 PM   #53
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Old 08-12-2015, 01:55 PM   #54
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Old 08-12-2015, 02:02 PM   #55
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Old 08-12-2015, 02:11 PM   #56
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Barman....I hate the smell of a bar after its closed. Off yeast soaked everything.

rule out brewery employee too. Those places stink. The thought of unpasteurized beer does sound delicious though.
What are you doing in a bar after it's closed? And why are you sniffing the panties left in the loo?
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Old 08-12-2015, 08:56 PM   #57
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:25 PM   #58
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after there, there...I got nothing..
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:44 PM   #59
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Don't open doors. A good 5 years its what I did after closing time.
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Old 08-12-2015, 09:59 PM   #60
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Old 08-12-2015, 10:10 PM   #61
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Old 08-12-2015, 10:13 PM   #62
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Old 08-12-2015, 10:14 PM   #63
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Agreed...I've been waiting for over an hour for my caramel mocha latte
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Old 08-12-2015, 10:15 PM   #64
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It would just end up in your lap
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I think you meant "I would just end up in your lap"
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Old 09-02-2015, 11:10 AM   #70
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Old 09-02-2015, 11:33 AM   #72
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Old 09-02-2015, 12:24 PM   #73
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