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Old 03-16-2017, 06:13 PM   #1
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ladies...whats troubling you this week

also any questions by women or wives is also complaining. Its just how it works. soz
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Old 03-16-2017, 06:15 PM   #2
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This wife, lady is not complaining about anything.
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Old 03-16-2017, 06:17 PM   #3
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also any questions by women or wives is also complaining. Its just how it works. soz
I wish you hadn't given her my number. She calls every night with a new complaint. Your cell bill must be close to our national debt.

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Old 03-16-2017, 06:22 PM   #4
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No complaining from me, he's been gone since last Tuesday...

Monday I'll be complaining that he's back
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Old 03-16-2017, 06:22 PM   #5
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This is dangerous.
Mostly that I've asked him to do many things on my honey do list and he's barely changed from his robe.
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Why bother complaining? But since you asked, sex sucks, he leaves the seat up, dirty socks on living room floor, throws mint wrappers and toothpick remnants on the floor too, doesn't put out, doesn't fix things around the house, spends too damn much, doesn't rub my feet or wait on me, nags, leaves beard clippings in the sink, underwear on the floor as well.

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Old 03-16-2017, 06:30 PM   #7
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Last time he shoveled the snow, he was all jacket and thick pants. I didn't get a good view. Life is unfair sometimes.
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Old 03-16-2017, 06:31 PM   #8
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I wish you hadn't given her my number. She calls every night with a new complaint. Your cell bill must be close to our national debt.

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I keep telling her you're her problem, you are just my playmate.
you are marrying me. I fake documents like you wouldn't believe. as for my wife she sat me down last night and said what she wants for her b'day. She said dior perfume. I said when is your b'day. She said Feb 21. I asked the date.

you get off light in my opinion.
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Old 03-16-2017, 06:42 PM   #9
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This wife, lady is not complaining about anything.
thats the biggest complaint yet.
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Old 03-16-2017, 06:44 PM   #10
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My wife has nothing to complain about................
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Old 03-16-2017, 06:44 PM   #11
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hair not gone right
Needs more shoes
Nothing to wear
Garden need tideing up
Bedroom needs decorating
Want,s another hollerday
Needs a bigger house
I work to much
Car need cleaning
Dogs have made a mess
Dogs eaten her shoe
Dogs need a walk
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Light needs fixing
Door handle needs fixing
Door squeaks
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hair not gone right
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Nothing to wear
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Want,s another hollerday
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I work to much
Car need cleaning
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Light needs fixing
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she's a drinker is she?
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Old 03-16-2017, 06:53 PM   #14
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This is dangerous.
Mostly that I've asked him to do many things on my honey do list and he's barely changed from his robe.
what color robe?

mine cost 75 bucks. Its my fanciest clothing. I like how when I sit on the couch my wedding tackle can breath and watch tv.
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Old 03-16-2017, 06:58 PM   #15
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she's a drinker is she?
There is a remote possibility stew is deaf
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I was at a funeral last week and asked the priest for the wifi password.

He said "show some respect for the dead".

I asked if that was all in lower case.
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I was at a funeral last week and asked the priest for the wifi password.

He said "show some respect for the dead".

I asked if that was all in lower case.
That would be @# god
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The same thing as last week... and the week before that...

Someone should really take out the garbage.
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you are marrying me. I fake documents like you wouldn't believe. as for my wife she sat me down last night and said what she wants for her b'day. She said dior perfume. I said when is your b'day. She said Feb 21. I asked the date.

you get off light in my opinion.

You get off lighter. i don't like perfume. I'm so glad theaters and planes are putting the ixnay on the stuff ..it should only be worn in the privacy of the bedroom or outhouse.

I prefer tickets, just so you know. dec 5, jan 11, feb 18, etc.
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hair not gone right
Needs more shoes
Nothing to wear
Garden need tideing up
Bedroom needs decorating
Want,s another hollerday
Needs a bigger house
I work to much
Car need cleaning
Dogs have made a mess
Dogs eaten her shoe
Dogs need a walk
Needs more money
Light needs fixing
Door handle needs fixing
Door squeaks
That's just a morning !!!!!!!!!

These make a great list of passwords. I am running out of ideas for all the sites that make you change every year.

I'm starting with dogseatenshoe.!?



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what color robe?

mine cost 75 bucks. Its my fanciest clothing. I like how when I sit on the couch my wedding tackle can breath and watch tv.
It's literally a black Darth Vader robe.
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You get off lighter. i don't like perfume. I'm so glad theaters and planes are putting the ixnay on the stuff ..it should only be worn in the privacy of the bedroom or outhouse.

I prefer tickets, just so you know. dec 5, jan 11, feb 18, etc.
talcum powder it is then.

I'll buy you the fancy kind
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It's literally a black Darth Vader robe.
mine has cigarette burns...I'd like to hang with him sometimes.

does he wear undies?
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