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Old 03-19-2017, 04:59 PM   #51
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He may like vets but he luvs the uneducated so there




shit..I just sounded like a 13 year old girl didn't I

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I can't believe you guys still haven't worked out it wasn't India.


5 bonus points for insulting 320 million people
It took you awhile to point out the insult. You are slipping. Trump must be rubbing off on you.
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shit..I just sounded like a 13 year old girl didn't I

hey can you send me a friends request...please
Aren't you afraid Jill will get jealous?
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It took you awhile to point out the insult. You are slipping. Trump must be rubbing off on you.
that just took me 4 minutes..I had to pour the coffee

you did know didn't you?
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that just took me 4 minutes..I had to pour the coffee

you did know didn't you?
Of course. Isn't that the point?
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Aren't you afraid Jill will get jealous?
I'm afraid she is going to turn on her black light. I said I humped her leg just once when she ate too many Vicodin...she is gunna freak out
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leopards only last about 4.6 seconds...

those stupid tigers can go all night...they go for like 6.4 seconds...


we make more noise though
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It took you awhile to point out the insult. You are slipping. Trump must be rubbing off on you.
Scot you will give cotties a thrill with the sergestion trump's rubs off on him
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I'm afraid she is going to turn on her black light. I said I humped her leg just once when she ate too many Vicodin...she is gunna freak out
If she gets too upset, offer her a couple of Xanax and hump her other leg.
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to be honest I'm a bit of a prude....I had to cover the other leg up...felt like someone was watching

cute leg though
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you're busted ...I spoke to you about 2 years back and was charming...not fair..I already have you on my friends list...damn cheat....

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You guys above would make great complaining wives.

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Scot you will give cotties a thrill with the sergestion trump's rubs off on him
steroids make your balls shrink


I also hate you for having the biggest cock at the site...whats even worse is you don't even gloat...but the worst is being bombarded by pictures of ya dick

hey is your wife hot and does she ask about me?

also is Leicester out of the relegation zone?

also did the irish beat you in the rugby..I heard half a news report

I also hear the Barbarians will be quite the team this year and are heading off to play the all blacks...

they will punish you lot as a favor to us

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to be honest I'm a bit of a prude....I had to cover the other leg up...felt like someone was watching

cute leg though
It is always good to have a leg up on the competition.

I still confuse cheetahs and leopards. Do they both have spots?
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I still confuse cheetahs and leopards. Do they both have spots?
cheetas are poofs in my opinion

I got really pissed off at jill when I first met her for saying that.

biggest news story of 2016 was that fucking bear being shot.

you guys aren't too good with animals are you?

and for a vet you suck at it
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If its on your mind Jill


I permit you to earn more than me.



just to get that out the way.
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ps. you remind me of doogie houser before he became cool

Leopards like people

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just to get that out the way.

You could sell your blood or semen for spending money, just to save your pride.

But keep telling jokes on the corner. That's an up and coming business, with very favorable tax status.
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cheetas are poofs in my opinion

I got really pissed off at jill when I first met her for saying that.

biggest news story of 2016 was that fucking bear being shot.

you guys aren't too good with animals are you?

and for a vet you suck at it
Do you also get upset at Jill when she exclaims " A dingo ate my baby!"

I find cheetahs rather manly in a sleek and debonair kind of way, not poofy at all. More of a 50 shades kind of manliness.

I would be a lousy vet. I can never figure out the sex of our gerbils which led to multiple unintended pregnancies and now Trump is defunding Planned Gerbil Parenthood. Just don't know what I will do now.

Any pointers?

You are such wordy and worldly man I know you must have many.
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But keep telling jokes on the corner. That's an up and coming business, with very favorable tax status.
all I hear lately is get me a bucket...

its like you want morning sickness get it yourself...oh here it is by my side of the bed.....hey you wanna get freaky before you smell like barf...

oh thats right...cheetas ate my baby..
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Do you also get upset at Jill when she exclaims " A dingo ate my baby!"

I find cheetahs rather manly in a sleek and debonair kind of way, not poofy at all. More of a 50 shades kind of manliness.

I would be a lousy vet. I can never figure out the sex of our gerbils which led to multiple unintended pregnancies and now Trump is defunding Planned Gerbil Parenthood. Just don't know what I will do now.

Any pointers?

You are such wordy and worldly man I know you must have many.
I thought poofs was the plural of puffs..

turns out I'm all looks and not much brain........that how the ladies like me they say..or do they say not ..doesn't matter

they are always yapping about something...oh shit...I left the stove on

damn it

jill...you there
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Do you also get upset at Jill when she exclaims " A dingo ate my baby!"

I find cheetahs rather manly in a sleek and debonair kind of way, not poofy at all. More of a 50 shades kind of manliness.

I would be a lousy vet. I can never figure out the sex of our gerbils which led to multiple unintended pregnancies and now Trump is defunding Planned Gerbil Parenthood. Just don't know what I will do now.

Any pointers?

You are such wordy and worldly man I know you must have many.
defunded planned gerbilhood...??

are you sure you can defund a big business? you could replace it with like a non profit abortion clinic thats key function is to provide a better service to the community..

just throwing common sense out there..

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defunded planned gerbilhood...??

are you sure you can defund a big business? you could replace it with like a non profit abortion clinic thats key function is to provide a better service to the community..

just throwing common sense out there..

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Once the Washington Post proved that the Richard Gere rumors were fake news, Planned GerbilHood lost funding in a hurry. All that money has been diverted to the building of Trump's wall in order to eliminate the Donkey Sex trade from Tijuana.

Lipstick is the answer. Thanks for the sage advice.

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