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Old 01-04-2010, 10:30 PM   #101
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playing in the nut thread....yeah baby!
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Old 01-05-2010, 05:01 AM   #102
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Old 01-05-2010, 08:53 AM   #103
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Accepting an interview for new work tomorrow.

whether or not it will be a good one will be revealed in time I guess...
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Old 01-05-2010, 09:18 AM   #104
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getting up when I woke up instead of just lying there. I got lots done and feel great.
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Old 01-05-2010, 11:42 AM   #105
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Old 01-05-2010, 12:55 PM   #106
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Old 01-05-2010, 01:12 PM   #107
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Getting the cheese lasagna for lunch...I'm in heaven
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Old 01-05-2010, 01:14 PM   #108
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My kid's school was shut today because of snow so I took the morning off to make a snowman and have the mother of all snowball fights.
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Old 01-06-2010, 06:15 PM   #109
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Old 01-06-2010, 06:57 PM   #110
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adding someone to my IM ..a friend i hope lolol
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:04 PM   #111
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...to keep all of my clothes on...and add MORE!!!
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:09 PM   #112
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I'm still trying to decide. I could go either way right now.....

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Old 01-06-2010, 07:10 PM   #113
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I'm still trying to decide. I could go either way right now.....

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Like we are gonna believe there are only 2 voices in your head ... yeah right.
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:12 PM   #114
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Like we are gonna believe there are only 2 voices in your head ... yeah right.
Well I don't understand what the guy that chinese is saying. And the other one only says "Kill Shawn in his sleep". So it's pretty easy to tell them apart. LOL.
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:14 PM   #115
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Well I don't understand what the guy that chinese is saying. And the other one only says "Kill Shawn in his sleep". So it's pretty easy to tell them apart. LOL.
Looks like a decision has been made
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:17 PM   #116
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Looks like a decision has been made
Wait ... so do you think the chinese speaking one is the devil one?
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:19 PM   #117
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Wait ... so do you think the chinese speaking one is the devil one?
Yeah coz that bastard will kill you when you are wide awake, S L O W L Y
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:31 PM   #118
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:29 PM   #119
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:42 PM   #120
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To not go to work today, as they ended up sending everyone home because of the storm anyway....a very good decision...
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...to hope work would be cancelled tomorrow.....it worked! It is cancelled Friday, too!!!!
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:52 PM   #123
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No ... turns out it was just snot .. thanks for the sleeve
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Old 01-06-2010, 09:21 PM   #125
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No ... turns out it was just snot .. thanks for the sleeve
....i guess I should be glad my shirt is yellow.......ewwwwwwwwwww!
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