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Old 01-06-2010, 08:26 PM   #126
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....i guess I should be glad my shirt is yellow.......ewwwwwwwwwww!

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Old 01-06-2010, 08:26 PM   #127
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To make myself a stiff Bloody Mary after a miserable day at work.
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:28 PM   #128
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Finally put away the rest of the Christmas decorations
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Old 01-06-2010, 09:02 PM   #129
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....to not wear a skirt today. The freezing rain made it a slick surface and I ended up on my ass.
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Old 01-06-2010, 09:08 PM   #130
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Old 01-06-2010, 09:41 PM   #131
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was to say to heck with it all. WTH
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Old 01-06-2010, 10:10 PM   #132
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Old 01-06-2010, 10:24 PM   #133
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to open my heart more to infinite possibilities
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Old 01-06-2010, 10:29 PM   #134
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Was to talk to Curious and tell her not to say heck to it all...jeesh nice language


And to be friends with someone I need in my life!!!
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Old 01-06-2010, 10:39 PM   #135
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to read between the lines a little more clearly... and realize some things are bigger than I realize
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Old 01-06-2010, 10:40 PM   #136
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to finish the project I was working on today...
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Old 01-06-2010, 10:41 PM   #137
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Not smelling what ever that was my 3 year old son wanted me to smell
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Old 01-07-2010, 03:55 AM   #138
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was to say no to overtime for the weekend.. but yes to next weekends overtime.. I need some adventure money...
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Old 01-07-2010, 04:00 AM   #139
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Old 01-07-2010, 04:01 AM   #140
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was to say no to overtime for the weekend.. but yes to next weekends overtime.. I need some adventure money...

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Old 01-07-2010, 05:21 AM   #141
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to put everything that's bothering me in a bag and put it in the back of my closet, where, trust me, it will never see the light of day again, lol
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Old 01-07-2010, 05:28 AM   #142
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Searching for..and finding a bottle of Haughtons White Burgandy...1992..I had stashed with some other ageing jewels...(no, not the ones in my trousers you smart arses...!!)

chilled it....let it rest for a while and poured a large glass for me, myself and I..all three of us agree its an 18 year wait well worth it...nectar of the gods...

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Old 01-07-2010, 05:34 AM   #143
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Old 01-07-2010, 07:42 AM   #144
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Was to talk to Curious and tell her not to say heck to it all...jeesh nice language


And to be friends with someone I need in my life!!!
Cripes.....the language. LOL It is always good talking to you.

Um....it is too early for me to make any decisions.....so far I decided to drop off dry cleaning...does that count.
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:19 PM   #145
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still waiting to make a good one.
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:23 PM   #146
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Not to drive my Mustang into work early this morning....slippery mess!
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Old 01-08-2010, 12:31 PM   #147
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slip in bed with my daughter after my shower this morning, waking her up with hugs and kisses. I hope she remembers this when she is a teen and spit in my face that I never loved her anyway lol
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Old 01-08-2010, 01:51 PM   #148
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slip in bed with my daughter after my shower this morning, waking her up with hugs and kisses. I hope she remembers this when she is a teen and spit in my face that I never loved her anyway lol
Ahhh, she'll be like the rest of us....you block all those memories out through your teen years and then remember them again in your 20's at some point!
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Old 01-08-2010, 02:00 PM   #149
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...to make chicken rice soup... my fam doesn't like veggies so I separated some and it was oh so delicious...
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Old 01-08-2010, 02:44 PM   #150
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