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Old 10-14-2010, 12:36 AM   #2526
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i want to jump in as i may have something to say,
but i don't want to interrupt you both in any way
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:41 AM   #2527
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there is never one that can interrupt
just make your voice heard and make it abrupt
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:43 AM   #2528
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i can be abrupt but i'd rather have fun,
i'll keep on posting until i'm all done
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:45 AM   #2529
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that a girl, you'll keep it fun
Give em a whirl, we're never done
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:47 AM   #2530
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We rhyme because what else can we do?
For you to get to me and me to get to you?

A game of who is best at rhyming sounds like fun
I can rhyme as good as the big dogs run
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:48 AM   #2531
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Go ahead livin and join the fray
It would be a pleasure, I have to say
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:49 AM   #2532
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So to get you my dear katy I need to rhyme
Watch me work just give me some time
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:51 AM   #2533
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Go ahead livin and join the fray
It would be a pleasure, I have to say

remfan you sure are posting away,
clearly you have some nice things to say
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:52 AM   #2534
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remfan is coming out from that middle earth
rhyming like he's been doing it from birth
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:54 AM   #2535
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I have so many things I would like you know
pull up a chair and let them flow
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Old 10-14-2010, 12:57 AM   #2536
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My poems are bland I couldn't sell for dime
but I do enjoy trying from time to time
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Old 10-14-2010, 01:14 AM   #2537
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It's not about the money that we rhyme the way we do
But rather for our pleasure and of course the flirting too
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Old 10-14-2010, 08:26 AM   #2538
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Bryan's avatars always project himself as a man of class

Unlike others of us who like to show our ass
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Old 10-14-2010, 09:25 AM   #2539
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If you have it, show it off
Jealousy is what makes others scoff
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Old 10-14-2010, 09:29 AM   #2540
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Sweet Katy, creating jealousy is not what I desire

But in the viewers heart to light a little fire
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Old 10-14-2010, 09:30 AM   #2541
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A fire in me you certainly light
For is is both your personality and av that have might
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Katy as always you're so sweet and kind

In you Lion has a real find
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Old 10-14-2010, 09:34 AM   #2543
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lion knows that my heart belongs to him alone
That is why he does not mind if with you on I drone
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Please define drone

Does that include talkin dirty on the phone?
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I think he might feel that is crossing the line
Now why didn't you think to ask me at an earlier time?
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Pure negligence on my part

I'm always a day late and a dollar short
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Old 10-14-2010, 06:59 PM   #2547
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I hope they'll never accuse me of negligence
It would be my regret for many years hence.
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Negligence is something that would come hard to you
For taking care of those things precious to you is what you do
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Always seem to find you in a familiar place
Still don't mind the pretty face
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She's expecting a visitor in maybe 30 days
Some are skeptical, but odds are he stays
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