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Old 04-22-2011, 08:59 AM   #12526
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It is a much slower pace here this morning, I am really glad for that,
For last night my head was swimming, full of all this chat................
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:21 AM   #12527
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The chat we had going last night was way too quick
It way like turning a corner and finding the road to be slick ....
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:16 PM   #12528
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Oh to be a fly on the wall during all that chat
Hmmm, that's too big, maybe I should be a gnat
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Old 04-22-2011, 01:11 PM   #12529
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That is one pup I would like to pet

he's house broken and doesn't go to the vet!
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:25 PM   #12530
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Ok...I am trying to rhyme...
But it sooooo takes me time...
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:27 PM   #12531
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There she sits upon the Jersey shore,
Looking at all the men to adore....
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:31 PM   #12532
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there is my friend mr big O, smiling and so much more..
hope you have a great weekend....with goodies galoore!....
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:34 PM   #12533
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Standing rib roast on the charcoal grill on Sunday,
the girls will be in thier Easter hats all frilly and gay....
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:37 PM   #12534
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sounds good...best wishes to you....
now when you find less eggs than them...dont get blue...
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:39 PM   #12535
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damn, that ass is out of this world
unveiling dreams, desires unfurled
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:42 PM   #12536
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a heart within your lips,
what do you like between your hips?
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Old 04-22-2011, 03:44 PM   #12537
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damn...i like sweet hearts, making eyes at me...
makes me want to wink wink so she can see.....lol
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:02 PM   #12538
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This evening needs to pick up some for me

Otherwise it's me, the remote and my tv
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:28 PM   #12539
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TV CM that's just not right
How about you play with me tonight?
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:31 PM   #12540
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Hey RA and CG, why not double task

Watch TV and play on here, I do both while sipping from my flask
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:35 PM   #12541
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Multi tasking ON, I'm okay with that
I'll sit on my ass, drink and get fat ...
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:37 PM   #12542
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I do that all the time,
and I think I'm looking fine...
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:39 PM   #12543
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You 3 gents look great to me

Off with the TV, i'll post with glee
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:41 PM   #12544
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the twins are looking great too,
are there tricks that they can do? lol
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The twins doing tricks is no task

But first I need a drink from that flask
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:49 PM   #12546
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Flask, ON where are you
CM needs a drink, I could use one too ....
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Folks come from near and far

At O&N's place there's always an open bar
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Old 04-22-2011, 08:57 PM   #12548
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Open bar ON I'm on my way
My GPS will get me there today

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For what it's worth

There's a great photo of my place on Google Earth
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Google Earth you say, way up high
I think that's like the CIA's eye in the sky
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