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Old 05-06-2012, 11:42 PM   #576
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Let me stop laughing first.

Ummm...No!
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Old 05-06-2012, 11:43 PM   #577
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seriously....??
Yeah! Now put your kilt down!!

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Old 05-06-2012, 11:50 PM   #578
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Old 05-06-2012, 11:52 PM   #579
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That's overly complicated... will someone draw me a diarama with stick figures.. or a pie graph?
does this help???

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Old 05-07-2012, 12:47 AM   #580
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sheeesh Bry... how many months have you been waitin' for an excuse to post that pic of yourself?
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:53 AM   #581
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I'd rather poke my eye out with a fork...or some other pointy object.
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Old 05-07-2012, 12:38 PM   #582
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Let me stop laughing first.

Ummm...No!
Damn... I had my eye on you too
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Old 05-19-2012, 06:17 PM   #583
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why would I want a website spouse? a lover, a hook up, a special friend maybe but spouse????
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Old 05-22-2012, 02:07 PM   #584
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Old 06-06-2012, 01:24 PM   #585
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no, had some online interests, but never a spouse.
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Old 06-06-2012, 01:47 PM   #586
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WTF
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Old 06-07-2012, 02:31 AM   #587
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I'm obviously way to much of a newbie!
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Old 06-07-2012, 02:36 AM   #588
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only answer that comes to mind.....fuck no!!!!
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Old 06-07-2012, 02:57 AM   #589
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Website spouse?

Just what I need ... somebody online to tell me how fucked up I am.

Why would I want one of those? Do you get a website mother-in-law with it?
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Old 06-07-2012, 05:45 AM   #590
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No way! the real one is more than enough
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Old 06-22-2012, 07:03 AM   #591
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....you get the idea!

I have had an "Office Spouse" before...opposite sex, and we used to go out for drinks. She was lonely, and I was having a tough time with my boss. It was COMPLETELY platonic (neither was the others type) and she used to give me great advice on everything from women to work...and everything in-between.

The thing is, everyone is looking for something. The more you look, and the more openminded you are to find it, the more likely it is to happen. Personally, I think have a "Sis-Bro" (Female Bro) is better than finding a lover. The Sis-Bro is there LONG after the lovers have gotten bored and moved on. Only need one, but they are golden!
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Old 06-22-2012, 07:23 AM   #592
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This thread just cracks me up.........
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Old 06-22-2012, 07:38 AM   #593
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why would I want a website spouse? a lover, a hook up, a special friend maybe but spouse????
that a good
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:32 AM   #594
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Who wants a website pool boy?
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Old 06-22-2012, 11:13 AM   #595
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Can I hire one of those?
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Old 06-22-2012, 11:34 AM   #596
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Can I hire one of those?
You Always seem to want to pay for my services
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Old 06-22-2012, 11:46 AM   #597
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You Always seem to want to pay for my services

didn't say I was paying just asked a simple question..all I have is penny and you are not worth that much
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Old 06-22-2012, 11:49 AM   #598
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jersey has applied to be my spouse on here...im deciding
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didn't say I was paying just asked a simple question..all I have is penny and you are not worth that much
Pfft. Your feet smell anyway
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jersey has applied to be my spouse on here...im deciding
I am already taken..Just ask Sunny

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Pfft. Your feet smell anyway
well you told me you like dirty girls..I am guessing that is not what you meant
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