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Old 11-24-2017, 11:10 PM   #37976
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for females the procedure is addadictomy.. = I'm afraid to see the supply cupboard
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Old 11-25-2017, 01:47 AM   #37977
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I'm afraid to see the supply cupboard= Horny Hanna can't seem to extinguish her constant desires
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:52 AM   #37978
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Horny Hanna can't seem to extinguish her constant desires = Call in the fire department
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:23 AM   #37979
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Call in the fire department = first responders (if you know what I mean)
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Old 07-11-2018, 01:29 AM   #37980
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first responders (if you know what I mean) = wink wink nudge nudge
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Old 07-11-2018, 06:44 AM   #37981
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wink wink nudge nudge = What's with all this innuendo?
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Old 07-13-2018, 08:00 AM   #37982
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What's with all this innuendo = can't beat em, join em
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Old 09-23-2018, 11:46 PM   #37983
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can't beat 'em join 'em = suck it 101
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Old 09-23-2018, 11:48 PM   #37984
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suck it 101 = cause I ain't falling for that banana in my tailpipe
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Old 09-23-2018, 11:53 PM   #37985
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cause I ain't falling for that banana in my tailpipe = You need a bigger tailpipe, just sayin
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Old 09-24-2018, 01:02 AM   #37986
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You need a bigger tailpipe, just sayin = booty call
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Old 09-24-2018, 06:06 AM   #37987
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booty call = twerkin' and a-jerkin'
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Old 09-26-2018, 07:20 PM   #37988
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Twerkin’ and a-jerkin’ = Miley Cyrus prepares dried meats
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Old 09-26-2018, 07:29 PM   #37989
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Miley Cyrus prepares dried meats = sexy singer gets "slim jim" ready
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Old 09-26-2018, 09:03 PM   #37990
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sexy singer gets "slim jim" ready = maybe slim jim has a friend with a bratwurst.
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Old 09-26-2018, 09:06 PM   #37991
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Maybe slim jim has a friend with a bratwurst = penile delusions
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Old 09-26-2018, 09:34 PM   #37992
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penile delusions = Big bad wolf?
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Old 09-26-2018, 09:43 PM   #37993
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big bad wolf = red riding hood snack
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Red Riding Hood snack = Gramma
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Old 09-28-2018, 08:07 PM   #37995
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Gramma = Improper proper English
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Improper proper English = I’d’n’t’ve thought of that
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Old 09-28-2018, 08:33 PM   #37997
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I’d’n’t’ve thought of that = thank god for copy and paste
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thank god for copy and paste = what millennials call sex
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Old 09-29-2018, 05:09 AM   #37999
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what millennials call sex = wait til they get married
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Wait til they get married = they’ll call it good sex
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