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Old 07-06-2017, 01:33 AM   #1151
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Um...smoke.
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Old 07-06-2017, 09:08 AM   #1152
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constantly complain
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Old 07-06-2017, 09:27 AM   #1153
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Old 07-06-2017, 11:14 AM   #1154
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Old 07-14-2017, 07:39 PM   #1155
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Call them out on their bullshit not they tuck and run then.
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Old 07-14-2017, 07:51 PM   #1156
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:13 PM   #1157
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:15 PM   #1158
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Old 07-16-2017, 06:44 PM   #1159
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Sing in the supermarket. Dance in the supermarket. Wave at people you don't know and enjoy that they will be trying to figure out who you are for awhile.
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:18 AM   #1160
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:49 AM   #1161
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Old 07-17-2017, 08:09 AM   #1162
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ignore their existence...online even without ignoring them at all. It's a craft
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Old 07-17-2017, 10:06 AM   #1163
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for some people, it's as easy as me still breathing..
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Old Yesterday, 01:44 PM   #1164
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I found out just be yourself smile and ignore works well .
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Old Yesterday, 03:05 PM   #1165
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Old Yesterday, 03:09 PM   #1166
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