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Old 03-13-2009, 01:58 PM   #1
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We all from time to time like to annoy people for our own entertainment..

What do you do to really annoy someone??

LMAO already just imagining what's going to be posted. Ok me first.

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read. Simple I know but bloody annoying!!
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Old 03-13-2009, 01:59 PM   #2
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We all from time to time like to annoy people for our own entertainment..

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LMAO already just imagining what's going to be posted. Ok me first.

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read. Simple I know but bloody annoying!!
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:03 PM   #3
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I delibirately leave my turn signal on for 50 miles or so
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I just post......that just seems to annoy the fucking hell out of people...
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when talking to someone, look at a spot about 2 inches to their right
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Stand in a crowd, look up and just keep staring...occasionally shield your eyes to get a better look...gasp.... then walk away, shaking your head.
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If I'm asked a question.....I'll repeat the question a couple of times.....then answer.......so it looks like I'm lying.......I do it to mess with people...
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I breathe other people's air...they love that.
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you copy others posts too...

LOL.....


You follow people around...
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LOL...You talk too much about lettuce
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If that day you have a loud nostral whistle going on.. Take advantage of it , especially in a quite setting and that whistle is the loudest sound..
Then to build on peoples annoyance slowly increase the tempo and volume!
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LOL...You talk too much about lettuce

You eat too much lettuce!
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get on the elevator and keep pressing buttons like you don't know which floor you need, and then put your earphones in and sing loudly and badly to your favorite Back Street Boys song!
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You always pack a box lunch



and you're never packing.......LOL
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tap my nails on any hard surface
play with my hair
blow bubble with my gum
read (gets to hubby every time)
roll my eyes into my head
give instructions to the driver (that one i don't do on purpose, i'm just bad at it)

well, basically, i'm very annoying
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and you're never packing.......LOL
nope, why would I leave you lettuce patch?
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nope, why would I leave you lettuce patch?

Stop trying to toss my salad......
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Stop trying to toss my salad......
coming from an accomplished trombone player, I will take that as a compliment
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play with my hair
blow bubble with my gum
read (gets to hubby every time)
roll my eyes into my head
give instructions to the driver (that one i don't do on purpose, i'm just bad at it)

well, basically, i'm very annoying
And if you have a glass eye,tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others
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