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Old 07-13-2009, 11:31 AM   #26
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Ooops....sorry Shawn!!!! Everyone forget mine and answer his instead!!! It is much more interesting!!! lol
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Old 07-13-2009, 11:39 AM   #27
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Ooops....sorry Shawn!!!! Everyone forget mine and answer his instead!!! It is much more interesting!!! lol

I actually found your answers kinda funny....
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Old 07-13-2009, 11:45 AM   #28
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Return bathtub , (once I opened the box I then noticed the drain was on the wrong end... DOH)
Unload my trailer of gear (was a lil lazy yesterday)
Spend an hour working in the backyard
Shower
Mail off some movies

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OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

JUSTOUCHITFORGODSAKES!!!

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GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!

WHOSE IS IT!??!?!?!?!?

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Old 07-13-2009, 11:47 AM   #29
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Hi my name is Shawn

Let me show you how I can lick my eyebrows

Get in the van, the less questions about the tape and rope the better

This will only take a minute

Lower your standards.... I did



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Old 07-14-2009, 09:12 PM   #30
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I must be attracted to them.
They gotta be able to walk away.
They have to be hung.
They have to live close enough for a quickie.
They must be older than 35.
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Old 07-14-2009, 09:35 PM   #31
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I must be attracted to them.
They gotta be able to walk away.
They have to be hung.
They have to live close enough for a quickie.
They must be older than 35.
I must be attracted to them......I,m out
They gotta be able to walk away........I can walk
They have to be hung......I,m out
They have to live close enough for a quickie........I,m always quick
They must be older than 35........hey, a match

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Old 07-14-2009, 09:45 PM   #32
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Not spending more time with my Grandma.
Not saving more money.
Not knowing when to fold em..
Hiding from my emotions.
Not taking the time to just enjoy...

List 5 things you do every day.
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:52 PM   #33
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Feed the dog
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Brush teeth
drink a diet coke
hug my son

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Old 07-15-2009, 11:06 PM   #34
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hug my son

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Old 07-15-2009, 11:13 PM   #35
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LOL!!!

keep my job until i retire
go to all of my son's college football games
trust a certain someone
make time for my friends
be a great mom to my kids always

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Old 07-15-2009, 11:17 PM   #36
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keep my job until i retire
go to all of my son's college football games
trust a certain someone
make time for my friends
be a great mom to my kids always

Five of your favorite gifts you have ever received
A strip o gram
A trip to New York
A Day of Beauty
A business card holder that says "Wine Princess" on it.
Barnes & Noble gift certificates are ALWAYS great.

What are five things that make you laugh?
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Old 07-15-2009, 11:51 PM   #37
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A strip o gram
A trip to New York
A Day of Beauty
A business card holder that says "Wine Princess" on it.
Barnes & Noble gift certificates are ALWAYS great.

What are five things that make you laugh?
Jack Black
The technicians in the lab at work
My own jokes
Big Hands' posts (I miss that guy)
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What are 5 places where you like to go to lunch?
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Old 07-17-2009, 02:29 AM   #38
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A deli
A park
A Mexican restaurant
Somewhere by the sea
Her knickers

Please list 5 herbs or spices (or flavouring ingredients) you really enjoy.
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Old 07-21-2009, 02:30 PM   #39
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Garlic
Cilantro
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Crushed Red Pepper
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Old 07-21-2009, 04:04 PM   #40
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Rosanna
Help is on the way
Smoke from a distant fire
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Old 07-21-2009, 04:40 PM   #41
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Help is on the way
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China Grove
Sweet Home Chicago
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Go to the beach
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Gab on the phone
Go out and do things with the kids
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5 things you look for in a person ....
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Old 07-21-2009, 04:42 PM   #42
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Gab on the phone
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5 things you look for in a person ....
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Old 07-21-2009, 10:39 PM   #43
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On a dock
Outside bar
At a wedding
In a backyard with friends
Beside a pool on a lounge chair

5 annoying habits you don't like in a lover/partner
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Old 07-22-2009, 01:48 AM   #44
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lying
cheating
drinking
cocky
mean

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Old 07-22-2009, 03:25 AM   #45
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Humour
Communication
Integrity

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Old 07-22-2009, 03:52 AM   #46
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Mud wrestling
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Old 07-22-2009, 04:00 AM   #47
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kisses on my ears
kisses on my nipples
kisses on my c***
kisses on my back

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Old 07-22-2009, 04:42 AM   #48
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her touch
her perfume
her laughter
her love

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Han and Cy's Bro-mance
Barkiss
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Observing people at 2 in the morning as the club closes and the realize they MUST hook up with someone

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