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Old 07-16-2017, 11:01 AM   #7151
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Old 07-16-2017, 12:44 PM   #7152
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Old 07-16-2017, 12:49 PM   #7153
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Old 07-16-2017, 03:02 PM   #7154
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Tom Sawyer...........Rush
Free Fallin.........Tom Petty
Lights..........Journey
Hot blooded..........Foreigner
Just a kiss............Lady Antebelum

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Old 07-16-2017, 04:12 PM   #7155
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Sorrento - Italy
Florence - Italy
Paris - France
Playa Blanca - Lanzarote

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Old 07-16-2017, 04:15 PM   #7156
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Danny's Song
Sister Golden Hair
My Girl
Sympathy for the devil

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Old 07-16-2017, 04:17 PM   #7157
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I wanna hold your hand............The Beatles
There's a kind of hush............Herman's Hermits
Light my fire...........The Doors
White Room..........Cream
I got you babe.........Sonny and Cher

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Old 07-16-2017, 04:28 PM   #7158
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Bates Motel
Ripper Street
Line of Duty (got to wait another 2 years for the next series )
Prison Break - Just started on the first series

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Old 07-16-2017, 04:38 PM   #7159
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Asparagus
Limburger cheese
Hot tamales

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Old 07-16-2017, 04:45 PM   #7160
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Midway USA
Brownells
The cigar store
Nowhere. I hate shopping.

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Old 07-16-2017, 05:04 PM   #7161
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Rifleman
Bonanza
Maverick
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Old 07-16-2017, 09:19 PM   #7162
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Ball Games
Hockey Trips
Cuba
Cabin

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Old 07-16-2017, 09:20 PM   #7163
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Bacon
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5 lullabies your kids loved (or you loved)
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Old 07-17-2017, 05:01 AM   #7164
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Itsy bitsy spider
Weepy sleepy puppies (adventure time)
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Old 07-18-2017, 12:31 PM   #7165
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Old 07-18-2017, 01:26 PM   #7166
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Poems by Rumi
Phone number for a hair salon
How to download a bank statement and save in pdf format
How to make Mozzarella cheese at home

5 things on your bucket list
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Old 07-18-2017, 05:29 PM   #7167
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Something in .223 Remington
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Old 07-18-2017, 06:44 PM   #7168
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Chocolate covered insects
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Old 07-18-2017, 06:57 PM   #7169
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Star Wars
50 First Dates
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Old 07-18-2017, 07:09 PM   #7170
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Des Moines, IA
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Old 07-19-2017, 09:32 AM   #7171
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Candy Crush
Tiger Woods Golf
Tony Hawk Proskater
World of Warcraft

Gimme 5 animals you'd never want for pets
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1.Fifty Shades Darker (more like an episode of the Bold and the Beautiful!)
2.Despicable Me 2
3.The Inbetweeners 2 - nowhere near as funny as the 1st!
4. A Clockwork Orange - just couldn't get into this despite the cult hype of it
5. The more I think about it, probably most sequel movies -never as good as the first

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Old 07-20-2017, 05:34 PM   #7174
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Replace the attic insulation
Visit Alaska
Go elk hunting
Learn how to scuba dive
Steamboat ride on the Mississippi river

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Sushi
Pizza
Pho Tai
Lobster

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