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Old 07-22-2009, 08:34 AM   #51
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Keep One Throw One
Dedication Line
A Song for Your Day
Ask the Person Below You Anything Sexual
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Old 07-22-2009, 08:50 AM   #52
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Old 08-30-2009, 09:21 PM   #53
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i need more confidence in myself
to manage money better
pursue a job that i would love
travel more
that's it i think...

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Old 08-30-2009, 09:27 PM   #54
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Arkansas
Hawaii
Pennsylvania
Mexico

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Old 08-30-2009, 09:32 PM   #55
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shopping
traveling
sex
sleeping

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Old 08-30-2009, 10:09 PM   #56
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I'm healthy (blood pressure 119/72, cholesteral 171. Tested last week and got a $600 HSA addon)
I don't worry
I'm creative
I can sing
I've always known I was loved (Thank my mother for that one)

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Old 08-31-2009, 10:44 AM   #57
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lol...oh crap...this is a rumor starter for sure. No wonder no one touched this one since last night. FINE. I'll be brave. But just for the record...there are more than 5...lol. AND I'm just giving the safest answers too. AND another disclaimer...this is in no particular order either. OKAY?!?!

Barkiss
Xan
Munky
Shawn
Cyclops

I can just FEEL how much crap I'm going to get from this already.

Name 5 threads you AVOID reading or posting in.
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Old 08-31-2009, 10:57 AM   #58
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*Ally, you have no idea what you're missing out on...I'm just sayin'


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Anything political
Daily Quiz
New Members Introduce Yourself
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Old 08-31-2009, 11:02 AM   #59
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lol....oh believe me Bryan...I think you are do-able too!!

lips
neck
torso (I LOVE kissing him on the chest and down to the stomach)
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um...balls

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Old 08-31-2009, 11:31 AM   #60
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my husband
my mouth at times
my clumsiness
my HUGE wart on my nose
my wussiness

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Old 08-31-2009, 11:58 AM   #61
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grocery shopping
cleaning the catbox
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mopping floors
name 5 chores you like to do
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Old 08-31-2009, 12:01 PM   #62
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I got nothing... I don't understand the question.

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Old 08-31-2009, 12:06 PM   #63
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italy
africa
china
russia
hmmm...on a date with some drop dead good looking sexy lady?.....how about a week or two criuse with her?..or longer?...hmmm

5 things you like about the oppisite sex?
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Old 08-31-2009, 12:08 PM   #64
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His penis
His tongue
His hands
His fingers
Can I say penis again?

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Old 08-31-2009, 12:11 PM   #65
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Sing

Threaten the lives of my two children in the backseat beating the hell out of each other

Honk at the slow driver in front of me


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Old 08-31-2009, 12:12 PM   #66
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listen to the radio
think
talk on the phone
wish a sexy lady was in the pickup with me
and wish a sexy sexy lady was in the pickup with me!!

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Old 08-31-2009, 12:18 PM   #67
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Sing

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poor personal hygiene
closed minds
no sense of humor
no sense of current events
unable to see my goddess like qualities instantly

5 things you like to eat
is this the what I like about the opposite sex question just worded differently??

Bananas
Kiwi Fruit
Sausage
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Huevos

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is this the what I like about the opposite sex question just worded differently??

Bananas
Kiwi Fruit
Sausage
Salami
Huevos

5 of your favorite songs
Workin man (Rush)
Love reign O'er Me (Who)
Free Bird (Skynard)
Lady (Styx)
Edelweiss (Sound of Music?)

Name 5 jobs you've had (like, paying jobs. So, unless you got paid, blowjobs don't count)
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Old 09-06-2009, 06:04 PM   #70
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Old 09-06-2009, 06:15 PM   #71
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Old 09-06-2009, 06:25 PM   #72
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Pulled pork sandwiches
Chicken noodle soup
Salad
Chili cheese fries

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Liver
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Strawberries
green grapes
popcorn
bannanas
frozen coffee

5 things you wish people would ask you, but they dont
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Can I clean your house for you?
Can I pay to send you away on a vacation....just you and one other person of your choice?
Can I pay off your mortgage for you?
Can I tell you everything you'd like to know?

5 celebreties/notorious people you'd like to meet
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