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Old 06-27-2020, 10:10 PM   #11526
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Old 06-28-2020, 01:40 PM   #11527
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Old 07-02-2020, 03:30 PM   #11528
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Old 07-02-2020, 04:23 PM   #11529
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Old 07-02-2020, 04:33 PM   #11530
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Laundry. I hate sweating for menial tasks.

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Old 07-02-2020, 04:39 PM   #11531
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Old 07-08-2020, 09:53 PM   #11532
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Old 07-09-2020, 12:39 PM   #11533
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Old 07-10-2020, 05:15 AM   #11534
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Old 07-10-2020, 08:38 PM   #11535
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Old 07-11-2020, 04:00 PM   #11536
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Puttin the claws back on (nails)...Figured may as well, no work for almost 2 weeks I can pamper myself
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Old 07-11-2020, 07:29 PM   #11537
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Watching a new show on Netflix called Say I Do.. Probably not a smart idea...
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Old 07-11-2020, 08:06 PM   #11538
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Old 07-11-2020, 08:32 PM   #11539
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Old 07-11-2020, 08:36 PM   #11540
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Old 07-19-2020, 07:31 PM   #11541
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Old 07-19-2020, 08:40 PM   #11542
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Old 07-20-2020, 01:21 PM   #11543
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Old 07-20-2020, 05:04 PM   #11544
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Old 07-20-2020, 07:01 PM   #11545
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Old 07-20-2020, 07:04 PM   #11546
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Old 07-21-2020, 01:03 AM   #11547
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