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Old 11-27-2012, 12:26 PM   #126
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I was a good Mormon girl....I had lots of friends and was really active in a lot of things but I don't think I belonged in any one clique.
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Old 11-27-2012, 12:49 PM   #127
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I was a paradox.

I was a highly praised academic honours student and a decorated athlete (running back, track athlete, soccer player, wrestler). But I was very quiet, very scared, very alone, and very depressed. I was liked by everyone - but friends with no one. I spent the first years with no sense of worth - so I played down to where I lived. Didn't think I was good looking or worth anything, so I didn't care about how I looked. I existed as the typical 'geek / loser'. It wasn't until my senior years I had an event in my life that made me realize I had more worth than I thought - and started taking the time to respect myself and by the end of High school, I went from proverbial ugly duckling to swan. It was both a wonderful time of life...and miserable.

If I had an ounce of confidence and self-esteem back then, I think I could have been dangerous.

College was MUCH better.
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Old 11-27-2012, 12:54 PM   #128
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Quiet smart guy who was too insecure to date even though looking back I had TONS of opportunities. Oh well, I can start making up for those next week
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Old 11-27-2012, 04:21 PM   #129
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Was mostly a long haired guitar player but sort of fit in with most groups I guess
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Old 11-28-2012, 09:50 AM   #130
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I was probably just as compartmentalized as I am today. Growing up an only child and latch key kid, I learned to fill my time. Sports, friends, studying, work...pretty much in that order. Though to be honest by the time I left high school, I needed my time in the military to help prioritize shit for me.

But the one thing I think I learned most in high school was to get along with everyone and that has probably served me well in the long run. Followed closely by my discovery of my father's betamax porn collection when I was about 12 years old.
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:37 AM   #131
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good girl, class president, the responsible one, the marching band geek and basketball player for a short period of time. when I get together with people from high school today, they are shocked I even know how to swear, much less drink anything.

making up for lost time
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Old 12-05-2012, 08:44 AM   #132
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The guy that nobody remembers.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:08 PM   #133
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i was a bit shy, but not really quiet (was a class clown). i was into music, beer, and girls, but had more luck with the first two. i wasn't part of the 'in' crowd, but i knew and got along with just about everyone. was in the high school band and ran track. i had average grades, rarely skipped class, and was generally well-liked. went to lots of concerts.

i wouldn't change a thing... except maybe for the girl part.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:50 PM   #134
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I was the person who had outgrown high school and didn't go to prom.

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Old 06-27-2020, 10:44 PM   #135
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1. Class President
2. Drama Club
3. Band member
4. Jock
5. Druggie
6. Popular
7. Cheerleader
8. Misfit
9. Loner
10. Chess Club
11. Science Club
12. Valedictorian
13. Swim Team
14. Debate Team
15. Clique member
16. Friends with everyone but part of nothing
17. Partier
18. Anything else you want to share.....

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Not really 4 but I did play soccer one year
Definitely not a 6, 15, 17, or a 5

TMI?
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Old 06-27-2020, 11:00 PM   #136
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I was the geek who could play tennis.
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Old 06-28-2020, 01:29 AM   #137
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So 3, 10, 11, 14, they don't have Mathlete on there.

I spent a lot of time in the library and the band room.

I have found that people I graduated with remember me as being generally friendly. I felt like a super loner with just a few friends that I still have today so my perception doesn't match what other people remember. Guess that makes sense though, my camouflage has always been stellar.
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Old 06-28-2020, 01:46 PM   #138
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16. Friends with everyone but part of nothing
I was that person that didn't like joining groups. I had plenty of friends but only kept a few close. Still that way today.
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Old 06-28-2020, 02:49 PM   #139
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#4 I played football and ran track.
#17 Hit the party scene every weekend
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Old 07-22-2020, 04:20 PM   #140
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16. Friends with everyone but part of nothing
I was that person that didn't like joining groups. I had plenty of friends but only kept a few close. Still that way today.
Im very similar to you! I had 3-4 very good friends in HS but knew lots of the kids.
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Old 07-22-2020, 07:03 PM   #141
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I was an athlete. I guess popular. I didn't be mean to any other group and those around me knew not to.
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Old 08-01-2020, 01:27 AM   #142
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I was also shy, very quiet, I had only a few friends and I didn't hang out with anyone.. I played trombone in the band and had a few roles in some plays.. I enjoyed being a part of the band.. I would play for football and basketball games..

I enjoyed going to school.. but only because I hated being home.. I got so bored and school was always different.. I was the wallflower though, everyone knew me but no one bothered with me.. I was not a good student.. I never did my homework and I never studied for tests.. I just made do..

I dated only when my friends needed me to go with them on a double date.. and those always ended badly.. no boyfriends in high school.. a couple of crushes.. I stuck pretty much to myself...

Hmm.. I read this and I realize that I'm still the same.. I stick to myself.. No close friends.. just no one really important except to a few.. And I'm really good with that.
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Old 08-29-2020, 11:28 PM   #143
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I was busy. Chose to be. Lots of interests and opportunities.

At the start, I was shy and fumbling. By senior year, people knew me when I didn't know them. Always left me embarrassed. I always tried to stay true to myself. I hope I did.
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Old 08-29-2020, 11:30 PM   #144
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