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Old 02-09-2011, 08:17 AM   #1
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Old 02-09-2011, 08:28 AM   #2
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slight chance of sex this morning...with a slimmer chance of doom and gloom later followed by lots of loud snoring.....
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Old 02-09-2011, 08:49 AM   #6
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Tonight will be a normal pattern in our region! A cold front will be over taking the bedroom, with very little activity in the early evening hours. Around bedtime expect a slight chance of tears early until she falls asleep, after midnight I am expecting my hand to be moving from a North to South Direction at 10 to 15 MPH with my palm to receive about 6 inches, causing for sticky conditions before I fall asleep.
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Tonight will be a normal pattern in our region! A cold front will be over taking the bedroom, with very little activity in the early evening hours. Around bedtime expect a slight chance of tears early until she falls asleep, after midnight I am expecting my hand to be moving from a North to South Direction at 10 to 15 MPH with my palm to receive about 6 inches, causing for sticky conditions before I fall asleep.
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Old 02-09-2011, 09:37 AM   #9
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The cold Arctic chill will continue and we don't see any end in sight. This will leave the area in very DRY conditions. Lots of self lubrication is needed to combat this zero humidity weather pattern.
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The cold Arctic chill will continue and we don't see any end in sight. This will leave the area in very DRY conditions. Lots of self lubrication is needed to combat this zero humidity weather pattern.
Thanks Ally, that was funny.
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5% chance of sexual preparation followed by impenetrable sweat pants front which will last over night and into the early morning hours.
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we are predicting 4-5 inches, but be prepared for the possibility of 6-7.

a combination of humid air and ice will determine the exact amount.
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The expected warm front was met head-on as it moved through in the early morning hours. The next few days are expected to cool down and be dry. We may see change in this pattern towards the end of the week, though.
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An upper level disturbance promises to bring unusually cold air to our bedroom region....
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the sun will be hot hot hot in this region again and has there has been no rain for months so the sex forecast again is arid and barren at best!
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today there is a 0% chance of sex in your forecast... however there will be a shower and a little personal playtime within the next hour or so.. be wary... for there is a good chance of extreme horniness around 830 pm eastern time.. and then it will hit again around 2 am on Thursday morning.. this isn't expected to clear up anytime soon
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It is so cold today I saw a bluejay picking earthworms out of the ground with a snowshovel.......

Cold north winds will cause some moaning tonight in the north wing of my castle....which will cause temperatures to rise somewhat..........
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Cold north winds will cause some moaning tonight in the north wing of my castle....which will cause temperatures to rise somewhat..........
I feel your pain, luckily the wind is less wicked today.
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