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Old 09-08-2017, 05:02 PM   #1
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what in god's name do you keep in that hand bag of yours ,please shed some light on that huge ton weight ?????
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Old 09-08-2017, 05:09 PM   #2
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I never carry a handbag, so I have no idea
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Old 09-08-2017, 05:13 PM   #3
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That's amazing
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Purse, notebook, pens, packet of tissues, usually a piece of fruit which has been in there for an unspecified period of time, mints, lipstick, umbrella, keys, novel, tins of beans, rabbits, table.

The last few might have just been put in there to test you Wayney,
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Old 09-08-2017, 05:23 PM   #5
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Another question.

Why don't you just play with your nipples all day?
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Another question.

Why don't you just play with your nipples all day?
Why don't you juggle your balls all day
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Why don't you juggle your balls all day
The answer is pretty obvious.

We do.

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The answer is pretty obvious.

We do.

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Yes sure
I can't hear from the sound of my balls slapping the chair.

Here is the purse for the up and coming German architect.

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Old 09-08-2017, 05:32 PM   #10
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I think that's what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. I think he got lost in a woman's purse.
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Old 09-08-2017, 11:30 PM   #13
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My Glock 45 never know when you may need it.
I would take that thing off you before you even realised I was slapping both your boobies just for pickin a fight with me.

and hand it back to you the right way up and you would say thank you for being a gentleman...and we would all agree you started it.
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how many bugs can fit in a ladies bum....the numbers just seem endless
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Why don't you just play with your nipples all day?
they do mish...why you think they are so big on those women...they just poke and tug and flickin doing all sorts of stuff to them you see in the hardcore movies
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what in god's name do you keep in that hand bag of yours ,please shed some light on that huge ton weight ?????
oh there is a real question.

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airport queues.....its women you know
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What percentage of your orgasms are fake?
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In terms of male traits, what is the difference between cute, hot, and handsome?
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What percentage of your orgasms are fake?
None - it's so pointless to fake anything! Just remember m&f ladies are the real deal. The rest of womenkind are fake

In my purse I have a secret chamber with tampons, pantiliners, lipstick, eyeliner, hair clips, hair ties, extra contact lenses, glasses repair kit, and a small scary folding knife - which I need to remove before my next flight.
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In terms of male traits, what is the difference between cute, hot, and handsome?
Cute: babies, small animals, cuddly people, Jack Black, Mark Ruffalo
Hot: Hugh Jackman, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Robert Downy Jr.
Handsome: Tom Hiddleston, Colin Firth, Liam Neeson, Channing Tatum

Hot & Handsome can be interchangeable
And no.. I refuse to give m&f examples even though Wayney might be on all 3 lists
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My wife has an entire closet of handbags of every conceivable shape, size, and color.

Once she asked me to get her ringing cell phone from her handbag. I rummaged around looking for it until the person stopped calling. I found loads of other crap, but not a cell phone.
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In terms of male traits, what is the difference between cute, hot, and handsome?
Cute - Keep them on the line you may need them in a pinch.

Hot - Usually out of their class but they will drop their skirt with little to no effort.

Handsome = Wealthy.
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[quote=SophieC;6154199]Purse, notebook, pens, packet of tissues, usually a piece of fruit which has been in there for an unspecified period of time, mints, lipstick, umbrella, keys, novel, tins of beans, rabbits, table.

The last few might have just been put in there to test you Wayney,

Sophie my dearest I am always amazed what women do ! Both in and out of bed?
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If you couple them with dog one of them you eat !!?
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