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Old 06-04-2017, 11:09 AM   #926
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Men are great listeners ...of some things like the zipper going down on the back of her dress ...

but we can be very hard of hearing when it comes to "do you think Maggie will like the long, light blue chiffon dress we got her, or maybe she would rather have the ...."

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Old 06-04-2017, 11:40 AM   #927
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I listen quite well .. I listen for what she thinks the right answer should be .. lol
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Old 06-04-2017, 08:00 PM   #928
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Too busy thinking about sex...
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Old 06-04-2017, 08:42 PM   #929
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Their video games are too loud
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Old 06-23-2017, 09:54 PM   #930
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They listen but they all have ADD and refuse to pay attention
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:02 PM   #931
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They listen but they all have ADD and refuse to pay attention
Mmm, you make a good point. It's not that we don't listen, its that....cherry's in your signature. They look tasty. What state is the cherry state? It's like Washington, I think. Or is it Michigan? Michigan is shaped like a mitten, that's funny.

Anyway....is this the boob thread?
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:03 PM   #932
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What's that noise?
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:26 PM   #933
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Because there are no ears on their dicks.
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:28 PM   #934
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Because there are no ears on their dicks.
how would you know.. you haven't seen mine
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:31 PM   #935
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I can hear a steak sizzling at 500 yards.
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:32 PM   #936
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how would you know.. you haven't seen mine
Pretty sure it has no ears on it !
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:33 PM   #937
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Because their mind is on one thing only and nothing else matter. Sorry Most of the guys.
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:35 PM   #938
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Pretty sure it has no ears on it !
ya never know... I'm pretty handy with a Sharpie..
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:39 PM   #939
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ya never know... I'm pretty handy with a Sharpie..
Sharpie ears don't hear !
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Sharpie ears don't hear !
I never said they could.. the whole discussion was about ears on dicks as I recall
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:45 PM   #941
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I never said they could.. the whole discussion was about ears on dicks as I recall
I thought it was about icks on dears. Never mind, I must be dyslexic.
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:49 PM   #942
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I never said they could.. the whole discussion was about ears on dicks as I recall
Have to admit it would be entertaining to watch self inflicted sharpie art on that part of the anatomy lol
Would one ear be larger before you were done ?
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Old 06-23-2017, 10:52 PM   #943
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Have to admit it would be entertaining to watch self inflicted sharpie art on that part of the anatomy lol
Would one ear be larger before you were done ?
I'm certain of it.. I'm not much of an artist..
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Old 06-24-2017, 12:47 AM   #944
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Old 06-24-2017, 01:31 AM   #945
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Old 06-24-2017, 02:17 AM   #946
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Old 06-24-2017, 08:20 AM   #947
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Why don't men ... what were you asking?
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Old 06-24-2017, 11:12 AM   #948
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