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Old 12-09-2017, 07:46 PM   #301
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Old 12-15-2017, 07:28 PM   #302
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Hint around and then flat out tell them. Usually ends in disaster though.
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Old 12-15-2017, 08:03 PM   #303
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Honk your horn and flip the bird
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Old 12-15-2017, 08:42 PM   #304
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Talk to them. Then if they seem interested tell them.
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Old 12-15-2017, 08:55 PM   #305
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Old 12-15-2017, 09:01 PM   #306
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I send smoke signals.
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Old 12-16-2017, 09:59 AM   #307
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Old 12-16-2017, 10:03 AM   #308
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Flash them
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Old 12-16-2017, 11:58 AM   #309
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Old 12-16-2017, 12:23 PM   #310
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Whip out my right pointy nipple
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Old 12-16-2017, 01:09 PM   #311
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Whip out my right pointy nipple
Wow.....I usually do the left
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Old 12-16-2017, 02:03 PM   #312
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Jerk off in front of them while they can't escape


oh wait, that's what weinstein told me...nevermind!!
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Old 12-20-2017, 09:04 PM   #313
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Apparently you FB stalk them...for several years, until they have an extraordinarily bad day and then you swoop in and try to prey on their weaknesses.

Yeah, still not happening bud.
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Old 01-31-2018, 07:03 AM   #314
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I am really awkward with this type of thing. Hopefully I leave enough clues and they catch on. LOL
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Old 01-31-2018, 01:15 PM   #315
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I stay out of the game threads
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Old 01-31-2018, 01:55 PM   #316
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Don't want to intimidate us with your muscle flexing?


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Old 01-31-2018, 01:58 PM   #317
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Kick them
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Old 01-31-2018, 02:03 PM   #318
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Poke ‘em in the eye!
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Old 01-31-2018, 02:04 PM   #319
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All I'll say on this matter is..do you want a fckin eyepatch..or not?
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Old 01-31-2018, 05:20 PM   #320
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You kinda let them peek into your own depth of hell. Amazingly, some stick around even after that freak show.
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Old 01-31-2018, 05:39 PM   #321
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Old 01-31-2018, 07:42 PM   #322
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I go for the crotch grab...ohh ...sorry...is that now faux pas
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Old 02-01-2018, 04:21 PM   #323
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If I'm sarcastic it's normally a sign I like you.

If I don't like you I tend to be polite
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Old 02-01-2018, 04:54 PM   #324
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Flip up my skirt, show me bum, giggle and run.
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Old 02-01-2018, 04:56 PM   #325
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It's usually bulging out of my pants.
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