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Old 08-16-2015, 09:02 AM   #26
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Wait in the condom section. When you see a woman you like, pretend like you're looking for something and "accidentally" toss a box of large size condoms in her basket. Then say "Oh, I'm sorry! I thought that was my basket" and pick up the box where she can see what it is.
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Old 08-16-2015, 11:05 AM   #27
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Tell her you just got hired as the greeter and you need somebody to spend that steady paycheck on....
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Old 08-16-2015, 01:49 PM   #28
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You want to sound sophisticated and mysterious... Say something like, "Pardon me. I usually shop a Kmart and have no idea where they put stuff here. Can you point me to where they keep the iguana chow?"
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Old 08-16-2015, 03:06 PM   #29
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Set up a table with some sales flyers at the front entrance that say:

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Old 08-16-2015, 03:09 PM   #30
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I'm being sent to America for September and October. Even have a plane ticket.

Really looking forward to shopping at Wal-Mart. I hear that it's the best place to pick up chicks. Advice?
If you whent a month later you could dress as Santa
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Old 08-16-2015, 03:47 PM   #31
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Wait in the condom section. When you see a woman you like, pretend like you're looking for something and "accidentally" toss a box of large size condoms in her basket. Then say "Oh, I'm sorry! I thought that was my basket" and pick up the box where she can see what it is.
That's way too convoluted to be an accident ... you HAD to work this out yourself!!!

How did it work?????
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Old 08-16-2015, 04:07 PM   #32
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That's way too convoluted to be an accident ... you HAD to work this out yourself!!!

How did it work?????
It didn't he picked a ultra small pkt ???!
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Old 08-16-2015, 11:00 PM   #33
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That's way too convoluted to be an accident ... you HAD to work this out yourself!!!

How did it work?????
I looked at the condom box disgustedly and put it back on the shelf. Then patted the Hefty box in my basket.

It was a great night.
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Old 08-17-2015, 12:02 AM   #34
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So are you wearing women's jammies yet???
yes its flame proof if thats the question. You can smoke all night, drool everywhere and not even notice the the vomit from morning sickness.
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Old 08-17-2015, 12:10 AM   #35
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depends on what part of the country you're visiting; Northeast: Wear sweatpants and hit on all the ladies with mom jeans and sweaters with kittens on them. South: Look for the fake boobies...shouldn't be hard to spot. Midwest: Hang out at the bulk food aisle. West: Go to Whole Foods instead.
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Old 08-17-2015, 04:32 AM   #36
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Now who.. on here ..wears a baseball cap?...hmmmmmm?

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Old 08-17-2015, 09:21 AM   #37
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Do not offend them and you might get them. Oh wait, that was another thread No? Oh well Tom will like it.
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Old 08-17-2015, 10:22 AM   #38
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No wal mart here
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Old 08-17-2015, 10:32 AM   #39
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If you want to pick up any of the chicks at my local Wal Mart you may want to wear a back brace and bring a hand truck.
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Old 08-17-2015, 10:38 AM   #40
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Old 09-04-2015, 10:55 AM   #41
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buy every donut in the bakery and then hand them out to hungry women in the parking lot. One of them may come home with me in hopes of eating a stack of donuts off my *censored*
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In a...tractor?
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Lawn tractor.... Back left, gardening section...

If you hit the huntin' gear, you done went too ferrr.....
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Lawn tractor.... Back left, gardening section...

If you hit the huntin' gear, you done went too ferrr.....
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Thanks, buddy. See you there. I'll be the one with the lawn gnomes in the cart.
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I think you two are making fun of Southerners.......not cool.......not cool

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I think you two are making fun of Southerners.......not cool.......not cool
Ive' seen the same classy behavior in the north. I think he is making fun of regular blue collar folks
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I'm simply making fun of Walmart....
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LOL....very true! I'm still going to give them a hard time about it though....it's my job

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