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Old 11-20-2015, 05:54 PM   #76
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go to the pet department. In the baby chicken section.

Bend over and pick one up
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Old 11-20-2015, 06:13 PM   #77
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Welcome to Wal-Mart! Get your shit and get out!

unless you suck cock
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Old 11-20-2015, 06:14 PM   #78
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Welcome to Wal-Mart! Get your shit and get out!

unless you suck cock
oh great

a Wal Mart full of gay men
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Old 11-20-2015, 06:19 PM   #79
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a Wal Mart full of gay men
so THATS why you shop there!
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Old 11-20-2015, 06:25 PM   #80
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Hang around in the cheese aisle and smell great.
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Old 11-21-2015, 09:01 AM   #81
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Tell her, the pink in her Hello Kitty pj's, bring out the blue in her eyes
Thats a great idea Dahlia, would you like that if someone said it to you?. Or would you smack them?
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Old 11-21-2015, 06:40 PM   #82
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Old 11-21-2015, 10:09 PM   #83
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Old 11-21-2015, 11:28 PM   #84
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Break open a bag of circus peanuts and lead a trail to where you want to be found...Bella, OH BELLA!!!

Yep, I get lucky, EVERY TIME!!!!
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Old 11-22-2015, 09:23 AM   #85
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Old 11-22-2015, 09:41 AM   #86
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Bahahahahaha!!!!

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Old 11-22-2015, 10:06 AM   #87
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This question strikes me as kinda mean....come on, what wrong with Walmart shoppers? Okay, my Buzz Killington moment is over.

But on a Blue Vest, pose as the Door checker, and tell her you need to see her put on that $3.99 blouse - for security purposes, of course
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Old 11-22-2015, 10:23 AM   #88
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Would that be in the poultry section. ..or pets?
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Old 11-22-2015, 12:04 PM   #89
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Heck, you are already shopping at Walmart, that in itself should be enough to snag any babe there......just be yourself and let your best side show through .


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Old 11-22-2015, 03:57 PM   #90
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Old 11-23-2015, 12:39 AM   #91
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I have a fruit pie... with your name on it... I believe its CHERRY....
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Old 11-28-2015, 10:07 AM   #92
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The trail leads to the bedding department...
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Lets make a stop in pharmaceuticals first I believe thats where the wbl is housed...
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Well, I usually pick up chicks using humor.

However, they don't seem to get my jokes at Wal-Mart.

For example, I asked a chick, "Did you know the toothbrush was invent by Wal-Mart?"

And I followed up with, "That's why it's called a 'tooth' brush instead of a 'teeth' brush."

And after some silence she says, "Well, that makes sense."

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Old 01-13-2018, 02:17 PM   #98
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Old 01-14-2018, 02:26 PM   #99
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