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Old 07-28-2008, 06:21 PM   #51
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Old 07-28-2008, 06:26 PM   #52
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do not stare at my boobs the whole time... I have a face too you know....


I have to agree on this one Scoob.....look at my eyes..
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Old 07-28-2008, 06:46 PM   #53
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Old 07-28-2008, 07:06 PM   #54
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Old 07-28-2008, 07:08 PM   #55
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Don't ask her if she brought condoms.
I agree not to ask...but I usually do bring them (just in case)...
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Old 07-28-2008, 07:09 PM   #56
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DON'T pick your nose.
DON'T belch, scratch or otherwise make rude and obnoxious noises at the table.
DON'T chew with your mouth open.
And DON'T talk about yourself through the whole first date!
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Old 07-28-2008, 07:10 PM   #57
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Old 07-28-2008, 07:11 PM   #58
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Old 07-28-2008, 07:12 PM   #59
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Old 07-28-2008, 07:20 PM   #60
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I was suppose to have a movie date on Saturday.

Can you name things not to do on any type of first date?
I shall go first....

Never tell a person you are going to be gone for 30mins and never come back on line....That is a NO NO.

Any other bright thoughts?

Have to agree Ulti.....guys dont do this! its so mean
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Old 07-28-2008, 08:00 PM   #61
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Old 07-28-2008, 10:04 PM   #62
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Old 07-28-2008, 10:08 PM   #63
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Old 07-28-2008, 10:20 PM   #64
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Old 07-28-2008, 10:25 PM   #65
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Old 07-29-2008, 09:44 AM   #66
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Old 07-29-2008, 09:52 AM   #67
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Old 07-29-2008, 09:59 AM   #68
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Don't tell her your a stalker. Don't ask for her measurements. Don't forget deodorant.
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Old 07-29-2008, 01:28 PM   #69
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do not stare at my boobs the whole time... I have a face too you know....

But you got fantastic boobies too!

Never lean back and say "So how bout breakfast should I call you........or nudge you?"
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Old 07-29-2008, 05:12 PM   #70
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Don't ask her to help you clean your truck.
Don't ask her to help you give your cat a flea bath.
Hey the cat bath thing....I had a friend that asked me to help give her cat a bath, and we both got toally soaked, needed to dry off and end up as more than "friends" after that....so I guess it was not a planned first date..but really worked out for me!
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Old 07-29-2008, 06:54 PM   #72
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Don't tell him that you were raped as a teenager...5 minutes into the date.
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Old 07-29-2008, 06:57 PM   #73
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Old 07-30-2008, 10:11 AM   #74
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Don't make a movie your first date
Don't do dinner first before conversing for awhile (otherwise seems like an interview)
Don't leave cell phone on let alone answer it (unless you have kids)
Don't be negative
Don't talk about what you like in a partner (if that person is not your ideal image)

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Old 07-30-2008, 10:12 AM   #75
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