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Old 08-04-2017, 09:12 PM   #251
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Hi, I'm MisterBlueSky. I can come up with a YouTube clip for any situation
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Old 08-04-2017, 09:13 PM   #252
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Wanna measure the volume of my cylinder?
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Old 08-04-2017, 09:58 PM   #253
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I'm sure it's ok because according to my spreadsheet I'm not ovulating til next Tuesday
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Old 08-04-2017, 10:18 PM   #254
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Old 09-02-2017, 05:22 PM   #255
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I'll be glad to debug you!
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Old 09-03-2017, 08:12 AM   #256
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class YourWorld {};
class MyWorld : YourWorld {};

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Old 09-14-2017, 10:04 PM   #257
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The perfect pick up selfie app-

Watch "Holo Messenger - Bringing Star Wars(plus Star Trek) to Life in Augmented Reality" on YouTube

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Old 09-14-2017, 10:24 PM   #258
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I like your face. We should go to a place together and..you know, do stuff.
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Old 09-16-2017, 03:41 PM   #259
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Wanna debug me?
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Old 09-16-2017, 04:43 PM   #260
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Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on “stunning”.
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Old 09-16-2017, 04:56 PM   #261
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Hey baby, check out my HUGE hard drive!
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Old 09-16-2017, 06:53 PM   #262
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They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Want to be my inkwell?
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Old 10-17-2018, 04:48 PM   #263
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Hey Alexa, will you go out with me?
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Old 10-17-2018, 05:33 PM   #264
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Hey Alexa, will you go out with me?
I've been turned down by that bitch soooo many times!!
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Old 10-17-2018, 05:35 PM   #265
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I've been turned down by that bitch soooo many times!!
Have you asked her if she’s prettier than Siri yet?
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Old 10-17-2018, 05:36 PM   #266
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Have you asked her if she’s prettier than Siri yet?
I'll do that next time she refuses to give me a blowjob..
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Old 10-17-2018, 06:08 PM   #267
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You're ilvl is so big!
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Old 10-17-2018, 06:19 PM   #268
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Old 10-17-2018, 06:24 PM   #269
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I believe in equality and I worked it out with algebra
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Old 10-19-2018, 09:30 PM   #270
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Once you go Chewy, you never go Bacca.
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Old 10-20-2018, 11:49 PM   #271
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I’ll show you my data if you show me yours.
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Old 10-20-2018, 11:50 PM   #272
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Lets lets use my hardware for your software
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Old 10-21-2018, 07:47 PM   #273
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Can my worm penetrate your operating system?
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Old 10-21-2018, 07:48 PM   #274
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I want sheathe my sword in your scabbard
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Old 10-21-2018, 08:01 PM   #275
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Can I warm up your hotdog bun for you?
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