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Old 08-04-2017, 08:12 PM   #251
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Hi, I'm MisterBlueSky. I can come up with a YouTube clip for any situation
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Old 08-04-2017, 08:13 PM   #252
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Wanna measure the volume of my cylinder?
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Old 08-04-2017, 08:58 PM   #253
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I'm sure it's ok because according to my spreadsheet I'm not ovulating til next Tuesday
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Old 08-04-2017, 09:18 PM   #254
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Don't worry, I'm virus-free.
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Old 09-02-2017, 04:22 PM   #255
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I'll be glad to debug you!
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Old 09-03-2017, 07:12 AM   #256
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class YourWorld {};
class MyWorld : YourWorld {};

Last edited by Alpheius; 09-03-2017 at 07:16 AM. Reason: I don't believe I typed that... (it compiles too!)
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Old 09-14-2017, 09:04 PM   #257
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The perfect pick up selfie app-

Watch "Holo Messenger - Bringing Star Wars(plus Star Trek) to Life in Augmented Reality" on YouTube

https://youtu.be/cn2B-Iwsg4Y
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Old 09-14-2017, 09:24 PM   #258
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I like your face. We should go to a place together and..you know, do stuff.
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Old 09-16-2017, 02:41 PM   #259
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Wanna debug me?
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Old 09-16-2017, 03:43 PM   #260
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Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on “stunning”.
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Old 09-16-2017, 03:56 PM   #261
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Hey baby, check out my HUGE hard drive!
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Old 09-16-2017, 05:53 PM   #262
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They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Want to be my inkwell?
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