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Old 11-17-2016, 11:26 PM   #26
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That one would definitely work on me..
It's like that commercial that says "wouldn't it be nice if we really said what we meant?"
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Old 11-17-2016, 11:28 PM   #27
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It's like that commercial that says "wouldn't it be nice if we really said what we meant?"
OMG yes!!! your not gonna call me are you?
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Old 11-17-2016, 11:59 PM   #28
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Are you a magician? Cause everytime I see you everything else disappears
What, not going to offer to let her play with your magic wand?
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Old 11-18-2016, 08:35 AM   #29
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Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
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Old 11-18-2016, 02:12 PM   #30
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What, not going to offer to let her play with your magic wand?
Hmmm....apparently my reputation precedes me....
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Old 11-18-2016, 02:29 PM   #31
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together.
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Old 11-18-2016, 02:31 PM   #32
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together.
HAHA! good one!
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Old 11-18-2016, 02:37 PM   #33
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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
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Old 11-18-2016, 03:09 PM   #34
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Old 11-18-2016, 03:28 PM   #35
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Wanna tater?
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Old 11-18-2016, 03:30 PM   #36
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careful...unprotected tatering could produce unexpected tater tots
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Old 11-18-2016, 03:32 PM   #37
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careful...unprotected tatering could produce unexpected tater tots
Yanno, granny would never bend over in the garden cause those taters have eyes.
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Old 11-18-2016, 06:12 PM   #38
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Old 11-19-2016, 12:21 PM   #39
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Those jeans look almost as good on you as me!
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Old 11-19-2016, 12:24 PM   #40
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Old 11-19-2016, 12:27 PM   #41
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Old 07-15-2017, 08:06 AM   #42
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Old 07-15-2017, 05:44 PM   #43
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Old 07-15-2017, 05:47 PM   #44
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Old 02-16-2018, 12:21 PM   #47
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I fucked your mom, so I'm already pre-approved!
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I know you're busy, but can you add me to your to-do list for today?
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