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Old 05-31-2012, 03:50 PM   #2951
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Roses are Red
And im in the mood
To make her toes curl
Am I being too rude?
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Old 05-31-2012, 03:53 PM   #2952
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Roses are Red
if you're all worried
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Old 05-31-2012, 03:55 PM   #2953
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Roses are Red
But somethings not right?
Im making her toes curl?
Better take off her tights!
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Old 05-31-2012, 03:57 PM   #2954
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Roses are Red
But somethings not right?
Im making her toes curl?
Better take off her tights!

Roses are Red
Yikes take of the tights
That's just not cool
there will be no fights
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Old 05-31-2012, 04:08 PM   #2955
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Roses are red
And im on a loser
Eyes is concerned
That im gonna bruise 'er!

Oh hell..that was really piss poor rhyming!..LMAO!
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Old 05-31-2012, 04:09 PM   #2956
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Roses are red
I'm kicking off my heels
Now for the fun
And a few awesome squeals.
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Old 05-31-2012, 04:14 PM   #2957
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Roses are Red
And now Savvy's here
Lets have some fun
And drink a few beer's
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Old 05-31-2012, 04:16 PM   #2958
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Roses are Red
Oh how fun
Savvy's here too
How bout a 3 some?
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Old 05-31-2012, 04:18 PM   #2959
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Roses are Red
A sandwich is neat
But only If I..
Can be the meat?
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Old 05-31-2012, 04:26 PM   #2960
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Roses are red
I'm tweaking my finger
Let's get busy people
There's no time to linger.
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Old 05-31-2012, 04:49 PM   #2961
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Roses are Red
And im in a bind
I just cant decide
Or make up my mind
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Old 05-31-2012, 04:51 PM   #2962
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Roses are red
Just pull down the zipper
I'll call Rosie
Since she's the whipper.
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Old 05-31-2012, 05:03 PM   #2963
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Roses are Red
Savvy's showing her stuff
She thinks that yours truly
Is needing a "fluff"
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Old 05-31-2012, 05:12 PM   #2964
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Roses are red
Todays been a blast
I feel bloody tired
No chance i'd last
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Old 05-31-2012, 05:46 PM   #2965
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Roses are Red
And Willy is beat
That will teach him
For beating his meat!
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Old 05-31-2012, 06:10 PM   #2966
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Roses are red
Willy's hand must be sore,
Doing it so often
Must be becoming a bore....
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:21 PM   #2967
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Roses are Red
Savvy's off for a clean
Ive got a feeling
She's comin back mean!
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:27 PM   #2968
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Roses are red
That dishwasher's a grinding,
Now I can play,
And seek what I'm finding.
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:34 PM   #2969
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Roses are Red
The dishes are done
So hop on the table
And let's have some fun!
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:37 PM   #2970
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Roses are red
I like little green guys
Stick out that tongue,
Show me your surprise.
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:47 PM   #2971
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Roses are Red
It's not a surprise
I'll nibble your clit
If you open your thighs!
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:50 PM   #2972
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Roses are red
You are sure in a rush
Best take your time
Or you might turn to mush.
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Roses are Red
Hey, I'll take my time
To savor your goodies
And still blow your mind
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Old 05-31-2012, 08:05 PM   #2974
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Roses are red
Hold onto your little rigger,
Come any closer and
I might pull the trigger.
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Old 05-31-2012, 08:06 PM   #2975
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Roses are Red
Sc's in Savvy's pocket
But im really thinking
That she wants his rocket!
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