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Old 07-25-2017, 09:23 PM   #5201
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Roses are red,
My pecker is sexy.
Damn is my pecker sexy.
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Old 07-25-2017, 09:25 PM   #5202
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Roses are red
If i had a fifth of rum
You might enjoy
What i do to your bum
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Old 07-25-2017, 09:53 PM   #5203
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Roses are red so quit all your begging,
I'll strap on my toy and give you a pegging.
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Old 07-25-2017, 09:57 PM   #5204
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Roses are red
I'll start on top
Then we'll change places
And fuck 'til we drop
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Old 07-25-2017, 10:00 PM   #5205
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You might strap on a toy
And start to get busy
But when i turn you around
Youll be sweating and Dizzy
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Old 07-26-2017, 10:51 PM   #5206
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Roses are red, my muscles I flex
Is it now time to have some sex?
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Old 07-26-2017, 11:33 PM   #5207
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Roses are red
and pink and blue...
I had to have my pecker checked
after I slept with you.
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Old 08-04-2017, 07:03 PM   #5208
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Roses are red
Here is my card
Give me a call
Because my dick is hard
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Old 08-06-2017, 06:49 AM   #5209
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Roses are red,
against your mind, so witty,
I'd stand a chance,
if you weren't so pretty.
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Old 08-06-2017, 08:23 AM   #5210
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
A face like yours
Belongs in a zoo
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Old 08-06-2017, 09:31 AM   #5211
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Roses are red
But scoobertina is blue
She's four drinks ahead
And loves Bella true
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Old 08-06-2017, 05:58 PM   #5212
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Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm drinking my Bailey's out of a shoe
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Old 08-09-2017, 08:43 PM   #5213
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Rose are red.
Your eyes are wide in the dark.
Your skin is porcelain fair,
save for this one... mark.
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Old 08-10-2017, 06:13 PM   #5214
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Roses are red
Slacks are blue
Got the courage?
Maybe it's you :P
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Old 08-10-2017, 07:26 PM   #5215
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Roses are red
That's all I got
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Old 08-10-2017, 07:30 PM   #5216
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Blah blah blah blah blah blah goo
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Old 08-11-2017, 12:44 AM   #5217
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Roses are red
Daiseys are yellow
Lose the thong
And I'll take you to mellow
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Old 08-11-2017, 12:54 AM   #5218
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Roses are red
And so is her hair
If you don't love her in bed
She'll go blonde in despair ...
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Old 08-11-2017, 01:47 AM   #5219
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Roses are red,
When it's your time to ride,
You'll still see me cheering,
you on from the side.
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Old 08-11-2017, 02:02 AM   #5220
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Roses are red
And she wants to play
With her girlfriend in bed
Not just tonight, but every day
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Old 08-13-2017, 02:00 AM   #5221
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Roses are red
And Gabs is about
Although she should be in bed
I'd like to give her a shout ...

Hey Gabs ...
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Old 08-13-2017, 02:15 AM   #5222
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Roses are red, and is a pretty flower.
Right now I fancy a long shag in the shower.
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Old 08-13-2017, 02:21 AM   #5223
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Roses are red
Glassy's skin is so fair
The shower is wet
And so is her hair
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Old 08-15-2017, 09:53 PM   #5224
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I look pretty hot
In a tutu......
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Old 08-15-2017, 11:36 PM   #5225
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Roses are red,
Whatever the word,
her voice will ring true,
that lovely songbird.
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