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Old 11-09-2017, 02:33 PM   #5351
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Roses are red
My panties are too
And soaking wet
When thinking of you
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Old 11-09-2017, 03:34 PM   #5352
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Roses are red, don't make me say what.

Is that a diamond, or a plug for your butt?
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Old 11-09-2017, 03:44 PM   #5353
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Roses are red, pussies get slick
Usually when they slide down a dick.
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:08 PM   #5354
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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I suck at poetry,
let's fuck.
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:11 PM   #5355
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roses are red
violets are blue
have a gun
get in the van

(sorry..i laughed though)
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:13 PM   #5356
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Roses are red
It's Friday Eve! Kiss!
Hop in your car baby
To come here and relieve this
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Old 11-15-2017, 05:26 AM   #5357
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Roses are red,
blue are the skies.
urghhhhh...I can't breathe...
please... untense your thighs
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Old 11-16-2017, 10:28 PM   #5358
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Roses are red
Your hands are just right
I think I'll love you
Under the full moon tonight
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Old 11-17-2017, 08:15 PM   #5359
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Roses are red,
so are your lips.
Sit on my face and wiggle those hips.
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Old 11-17-2017, 09:05 PM   #5360
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Roses are red
The temps are cold
I'd like to fuck you
Was that too bold???
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Old 11-17-2017, 10:18 PM   #5361
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Roses are red
She tells it like it is
Keep bringing it baby
I'll spill my Jizz
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Old 11-17-2017, 10:27 PM   #5362
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
My blood is a-boil
Because of you.

I called the doctor
I felt so strange
Relax he said,
It's just climate change.
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Old 11-17-2017, 10:32 PM   #5363
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Roses are red
You're so full of shit
Quite the comedic genius
I'm still laughing at it

Roses are red
The economy is getting a bump
Now admit it Jill
You're starting to like Trump!
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Old 11-22-2017, 01:24 PM   #5364
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Roses are red, it's simply time...

To turn yourself around, let's Sixty-Nine.
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Old 11-22-2017, 01:26 PM   #5365
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Roses are Red
Sin is stoned
He went to the docs
And was promptly boned
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Old 11-22-2017, 01:29 PM   #5366
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Roses are black, no time to give.

Ice went to the doc, you got 3 months to live.
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Old 11-22-2017, 01:33 PM   #5367
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Roses are red
Her thighs are sticky
But you are drunk
And certainly not picky!!
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Old 11-22-2017, 01:35 PM   #5368
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Roses come in colors galore
I like to screw, but I'm not a whore
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Old 11-22-2017, 01:43 PM   #5369
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Roses are black, no time to give.

Ice went to the doc, you got 3 months to live.
Roses are red
I will not linger
3 months from now
I'll give you the finger
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Old 11-22-2017, 01:45 PM   #5370
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Roses are red
I will not linger
3 months from now
I'll give you the finger
Roses are wilted, I won't have you to annoy.

But when you bite the dust, I'll be jumping for joy.
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Old 11-22-2017, 01:49 PM   #5371
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Roses are wilted, I won't have you to annoy.

But when you bite the dust, I'll be jumping for joy.
Roses are shit
And so are you
The day that you jump
It'll be in the Guinness book of records for the highest jump by a fat fcker ever!

Ok..so it didnt rhyme..fuck you
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Old 11-22-2017, 02:44 PM   #5372
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Roses are red, violets are dumb.
Come over here so I can thwack your bum!!
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Old 11-22-2017, 02:49 PM   #5373
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Roses are red
Glassy is polite
If it were me
Id have mentioned shite
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Old 11-22-2017, 10:21 PM   #5374
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Roses are red
You're just in a robe
To not go further with naughty
I must have the patience of Jobe
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Old 11-23-2017, 01:04 AM   #5375
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I long for the moment,
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