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Old 11-28-2017, 12:23 AM   #5376
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Roses are red
My balls are blue
Please bend over
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Old 11-28-2017, 12:26 AM   #5377
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Roses are red
SoCal tells it like it is
He just needs a soft sexy place
To unload some Jizz
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Old 11-28-2017, 12:34 AM   #5378
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Roses are red
Boobs are on my mind
I should go to a strip club
Where boobs I will find
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Old 11-28-2017, 12:38 AM   #5379
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Roses are red
Might as well take the chance
With seeing the boobs
You might get a lap dance
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Old 01-30-2018, 07:39 AM   #5380
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Roses are red.
For lost things we pine.
But it's still in us. You'll see,
you were always divine.
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Old 01-30-2018, 08:20 AM   #5381
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Roses are Red
The seas are blue
Meet me there
I have something special for you
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Old 02-02-2018, 02:04 PM   #5382
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Roses are red
Alas the complaint
Forasmuch the cries shall devour
but nevertheless the taint
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:14 PM   #5383
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Roses are red
He must like the thin shred of skin?
Hell with that honey, just bend over
I can't wait to put it in
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:18 PM   #5384
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Roses are red
love the black hair
come give me a kiss
and show that you care
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:20 PM   #5385
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Roses are red
I love you to bits
Im very sorry but
I've already shown you
my tits
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:20 PM   #5386
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Roses are red
Show me some skin
If you get me wet
I’ll let you put it in.
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:22 PM   #5387
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Roses are red!
Wow! this must be my night!
I get to see those sexy as boobs
And violate some pussy oh! so tight!
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:22 PM   #5388
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Roses are red
You might think me scary
the truth iof the matter is
I love my men hairy..
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:29 PM   #5389
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Roses are red
It's Friday Night!
Lose the thong
I'll take you to the highest height
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:30 PM   #5390
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Roses are red
Your balls are blue
I'm an asshole
Not as big as you
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:31 PM   #5391
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Roses are red
let go of my drink
Im not as shy and demure
as you think..
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Old 02-02-2018, 07:33 PM   #5392
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Roses are red
So...you're not shy?
Unzip my jeans
I'll run him along your thigh
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Old 02-02-2018, 11:26 PM   #5393
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Roses are red
The river is brown
You want to go to bed
I'm down....
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Old 02-03-2018, 08:26 PM   #5394
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Roses are red
my heart has been beating
let's screw like we're goats
by kicking and bleating
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Old 02-03-2018, 08:40 PM   #5395
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Roses are red
Violets are Blue
I have 5 fingers
The middle one's for you.
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Old 02-03-2018, 08:49 PM   #5396
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Roses are red
Picnics are fun
Spread out the blanket
Cause happiness is a warm gun
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Old 02-03-2018, 09:00 PM   #5397
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roses are red
at least I've been told

now give me a blow job
if I may be so bold
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Old 02-03-2018, 09:10 PM   #5398
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Roses are red
I'm so full of need
come to me now
make my lust be freed
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Old 02-03-2018, 09:11 PM   #5399
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Roses are red
needs I fulfill
and I've also been neutered
no need for a pill....
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Old 02-09-2018, 04:40 PM   #5400
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Roses are red
nipples are pink
so are vaginas
wow thats cool!


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