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Old 07-31-2020, 02:17 AM   #73451
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Is that the fake news, or the real news?
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Old 07-31-2020, 08:00 AM   #73452
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Would you believe the real news?
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:34 AM   #73453
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Real news as in Fox News?
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:49 AM   #73454
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Are you trying to make me pee my panties from laughing so hard?
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:52 AM   #73455
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Well can I get a photo of it?
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:53 AM   #73456
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Do you have a waterproof camera?
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:57 AM   #73457
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Do you have pee soaked panties?
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:58 AM   #73458
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Do you think I would keep the evidence?
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:59 AM   #73459
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Did you think I wouldn't ask for a photo?
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Old 07-31-2020, 12:10 PM   #73460
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What photo do you want ?
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Old 07-31-2020, 09:13 PM   #73461
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Do you have any of the ocean?
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Old 07-31-2020, 09:43 PM   #73462
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Which ocean would you like?
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Old 07-31-2020, 09:44 PM   #73463
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Isnít it nice in the Caribbean?
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Old 07-31-2020, 10:19 PM   #73464
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How am I supposed to know?
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Old 07-31-2020, 11:14 PM   #73465
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Can you even get to that destination right now?
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Old 08-01-2020, 01:29 AM   #73466
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Why would you want to go right now?
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Old 08-08-2020, 06:53 PM   #73467
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Is it too late to go?
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Old 08-08-2020, 06:55 PM   #73468
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Are there time limits on the weekend?
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Old 08-08-2020, 06:56 PM   #73469
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Don’t the stores have shorter hours ?
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Old 08-08-2020, 06:58 PM   #73470
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And donít you have to always wear a mask?
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Old 08-08-2020, 07:00 PM   #73471
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Are you sure masks are not required ?
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Did you ask?
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Who does the mask protect the most?
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Old 08-08-2020, 07:05 PM   #73474
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cam you tell me when you get the answer
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You donít have your own observation?
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