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Old 05-14-2012, 01:20 PM   #26
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You? The Joker? NEVER!!!!!!! haha
It was either that Beccs...or Prom Queen..the choice was narrow...LMAO
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:22 PM   #27
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It was either that Beccs...or Prom Queen..the choice was narrow...LMAO
Shame, you'd have looked so pretty with that tiara! Bet you looked stunning in that dress too!
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:22 PM   #28
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Same guy I am now, just less grey hair and wrinkles. And a bad mullet and acid washed jeans
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Shame, you'd have looked so pretty with that tiara! Bet you looked stunning in that dress too!
Oh..I kept both!
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:23 PM   #30
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Oh..I kept both!
Saturday nights in?
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:28 PM   #31
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Are you joking????? Out!..How the hell else am I gonna get toshow off "Cassandra"...my alter ego?
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:34 PM   #32
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Are you joking????? Out!..How the hell else am I gonna get toshow off "Cassandra"...my alter ego?
Ok Cassandra. You do realise this is your new nickname yeah?
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:44 PM   #33
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[quote=KayleeThatsMe;3585942]1. Class President
2. Drama Club
3. Band member
4. Jock
5. Druggie
6. Popular
7. Cheerleader
8. Misfit
9. Loner
10. Chess Club
11. Science Club
12. Valedictorian
13. Swim Team
14. Debate Team
15. Clique member
16. Friends with everyone but part of nothing
17. Partier
18. Anything else you want to share.....

I think who we were in High School tells a lot about who we are today. We may not be the same people (at least in most cases I hope we aren't) but the part we played back then does shed light into our soul.

Who were you then and how have you changed today?

#5 - Druggie
#8 - Misfit
#9 - Loner
#18 - Bad boy who liked to fight and broke a kids nose in school once in a fight. Usually was ready to fight at the drop of a hat.

I am no longer a druggie - I don't drink or smoke at all now.
I still am a misfit to the extent that I have never fit comforably in any social situation. Still a loner too.
I don't fight as much as I used to - but when my temper flares up, look out!

I hate cliques, mainly because I have always been on the outside looking in. I don't need to be accepted by people that badly.
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Old 05-14-2012, 01:55 PM   #34
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Honor student, clubs, nice group of friends...but our school was overcrowded, so we only went to classes for half a day.. they ran two shifts..everything crammed into 4 hrs..no study halls or gut courses. I did work on newspaper and yearbook after hours, tho.

I had a semi-full time job for most of HS because I got home at 12:30 every day..and made my best friends at work..we all hated the management, and sabotaged him as much as possible. Probably one of my most fun jobs and I learned a lot.

Still, i wouldn't go back to high school..ever. I don't even go to reunions.
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Old 05-14-2012, 03:55 PM   #35
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I was a regular dude played football but not a jock. Hung out with the bad boys but wa reserved and not a trouble maker. I was smart but not a nerd

I was voted bet looking senior year but was not a player or arrogant. That came years later
What did they "bet" you'd be looking for? A dictionary? A thesauruses?

I'm sorry.. I couldn't resist.

Yeah, high school.. I was a good girl with a smart mouth.. somethings never change.
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Old 05-14-2012, 03:59 PM   #36
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4, 7, 16, 18....i was a good girl that didn't smoke, drink, or have sex....but I was social and got involved with a lot of different 'cliques'. I was just a social butterfly so I didn't much care what group you were in as long as we were socializing.

then I went to college and found smoking, drinking and sexing...and that all changed
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Old 05-14-2012, 04:01 PM   #37
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Ok Cassandra. You do realise this is your new nickname yeah?
It isnt new Beccs..but..knock yourself out hun...LOL
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Old 05-14-2012, 04:05 PM   #38
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Our groups at school were, goths, grebs, trendies and mods. I was a Mod. Loved the music and the fashion.
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Old 05-14-2012, 04:07 PM   #39
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Old 05-14-2012, 04:53 PM   #40
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#16 friends with everyone , i was a well liked guy
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Old 05-14-2012, 05:04 PM   #41
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A high school student ...
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6, 7 and 13

I was even the HEAD cheerleader
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Old 05-14-2012, 05:34 PM   #43
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I was in all the nerd courses but hung out with the metal heads. I was grunge before it was cool..
I had few friends..I was a smart ass but rarely said much in class. Though I did a pretty kickass imitation of my German teacher's belly button.

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I had few friends..I was a smart ass but rarely said much in class. Though I did a pretty kickass imitation of my German teacher's belly button.
I Ed doc martins before they were cool ate you claiming to own a mother love bone cd? They were glam/grunge
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16. Friends with everyone but part of nothing

Low school was just something I got through and quickly forgot.
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band geek. but also miss goody two shoes.. seriously. I never did anything wrong. I was never invited to parties or anything with an element of trouble of any kind. I was trying to be perfect to get away from the wackadoodle shit going down in my house. When I go "home" and hang out with people who knew me in high school, they are still shocked when I swear, know anything about sex (ha) or enjoy a drink with them. It's always the quiet ones, you know
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We must be sisters or something? LOL "Whackadoodle shit going on at home." No doubt!

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Fairly athletic. Played football, rugby, track, X-country. Was working hard towards a football career. A bit of a joker in class. Never took school or life seriously. Spent lots of time in the headmaster's office getting caned. Nothing much has changed since!
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In high school was a loner, bookworm, band geek, and not smooth with the ladies.
Now am ex military, crew supervisor, not so shy with the ladies anymore. More street smart. Out of my shell so to speak lol
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