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Old 03-09-2014, 04:11 PM   #1
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Default ~>the person above moves in with you !g what rules do you give them ?

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Old 03-09-2014, 04:13 PM   #2
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Old 03-09-2014, 04:15 PM   #3
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Old 03-09-2014, 04:25 PM   #4
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Old 03-09-2014, 04:27 PM   #5
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Old 03-09-2014, 04:33 PM   #6
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Old 03-09-2014, 04:38 PM   #7
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Old 04-06-2014, 11:54 PM   #8
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Old 04-07-2014, 12:43 AM   #9
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Old 04-07-2014, 12:44 AM   #10
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Old 04-07-2014, 12:45 AM   #11
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Old 04-07-2014, 12:49 AM   #12
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Old 04-07-2014, 09:28 AM   #13
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Old 04-07-2014, 12:13 PM   #14
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Old 04-07-2014, 01:00 PM   #15
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Old 04-09-2014, 04:18 AM   #16
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Old 04-09-2014, 04:21 AM   #17
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Old 04-09-2014, 11:33 PM   #18
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Old 04-09-2014, 11:33 PM   #19
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Old 04-09-2014, 11:35 PM   #20
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Old 04-09-2014, 11:35 PM   #21
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