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Old 08-07-2017, 04:59 PM   #37926
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Old 08-07-2017, 09:26 PM   #37927
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one of the best morons you can have = What Trump hopes to find for his cabinet positions
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Old 08-08-2017, 03:08 AM   #37928
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What Trump hopes to find for his cabinet positions = Rich white men
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Old 08-08-2017, 08:33 AM   #37929
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Rich white men = hot cars and fast women
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Old 08-08-2017, 10:54 AM   #37930
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Hot cars & fast women = old fashioned 50's rollerblading drive thru diners
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Old 08-08-2017, 11:15 AM   #37931
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old fashioned 50's rollerblading drive thru diners = burgers and fries on wheels
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Old 08-11-2017, 01:49 AM   #37932
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burgers and fries on wheels = "healthy" food deliveries for senior citizens as a part of Trump-care plan
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Old 08-11-2017, 01:51 AM   #37933
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"healthy" food deliveries for senior citizens as a part of Trump-care plan = must have been one of the first things he signed to make America great again
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Old 08-13-2017, 11:54 AM   #37934
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must have been one of the first things he signed to make America great again = "mandatory 1 hr per day in tanning bed" law
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"mandatory 1 hr per day in tanning bed" law = better than topless beaches
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Old 08-14-2017, 09:01 AM   #37936
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Better than topless beaches = totally nude beaches.
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Old 08-14-2017, 09:29 AM   #37937
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Totally nude beaches = you've seen one set of saggy bits & butts you've seen them all!
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you've seen one set of saggy bits & butts you've seen them all! = mature sex isn't bad though
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Mature sex isn't bad though = arguement to get the spouse to try something other than sleep
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arguement to get the spouse to try something other than sleep = wake him up to check his eyes every ten minutes
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Old 08-14-2017, 11:33 AM   #37941
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wake him up to check his eyes every ten minutes = one way to irritate the crap out of your spouse.
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Old 08-14-2017, 12:45 PM   #37942
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one way to irritate the crap out of your spouse = the neighbors are coming over tonight at ten
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Old 08-14-2017, 12:48 PM   #37943
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the neighbors are coming over tonight at ten= hide all the china and the crystal dishes.
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hide all the china and the crystal dishes = it's a rock'n' roll party with lifts and throws
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it's a rock'n' roll party with lifts and throws = lots of drinking, laughter and having fun.
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lots of drinking, laughter and having fun = body shots for the ladies after midnight
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body shots for the ladies after midnight= chance of hot wild sex with lots of foreplay
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chance of hot wild sex with lots of foreplay = in nine months we'll know who came prepared
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in nine months we'll know who came prepared = Baby shower for a girl or a boy .
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Baby shower for a girl or a boy = wanting a surprise till the last minute
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