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Old 07-24-2013, 03:16 PM   #1
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Not porn.. For real... And naked meaning - everything.. All the interesting bits & boobs
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:17 PM   #2
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One (me).. but several times
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:21 PM   #3
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:22 PM   #4
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:27 PM   #6
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Congratulations on creating the most depressing thread of all time.
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:30 PM   #7
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No one asked you not to fix a webcam in your neighbors window !
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:47 PM   #8
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none...I didn't even look at myself in the mirror this morning
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:49 PM   #10
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None.. Hopefully something will change that
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Old 07-24-2013, 03:54 PM   #11
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four
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I seen a hint of ankle from under the covers as I was getting ready for work.
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Old 07-24-2013, 04:03 PM   #14
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Old 07-24-2013, 04:04 PM   #15
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me, myself and I! Does that count as 3?
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Old 07-24-2013, 04:04 PM   #16
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I've seen 3...the naked maid with the beautiful shaved pussy that I masturbated on this morning and her 2 sisters.
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Old 07-24-2013, 04:13 PM   #18
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just one, saw wife getting out of shower, my token full body shot of the day.
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Did I tell u I work in a women's prison where there's one 'person of restricted height' incarcerated?
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One, me and my assistant have a thing about hump day here in the office...
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