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Old 08-25-2017, 04:43 PM   #1
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Default 🍺strange things a Australian does 🍺

never could grasp the fact I heard a Australian saying he has been playing with his didgeridoo all night ???





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Old 08-25-2017, 05:12 PM   #2
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I've heard Cotties brag about the size of his didgeridoo. He claims it's bigger than an Irish penny whistle.
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Old 08-25-2017, 05:18 PM   #3
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This thread does not have enough bandwidth to accomodate all the weird crap about down under men.

Women however, are just lovely.
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Old 08-25-2017, 05:22 PM   #5
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This thread does not have enough bandwidth to accomodate all the weird crap about down under men.

Women however, are just lovely.
I think the topic if I may mam ,is about what's down under ??
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I think the topic if I may mam ,is about what's down under ??
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hey I saw this yesterday...while playin my dig

I have a few sweet stories about diggereedoo's.....one actually...we got lost so decided to get drunk on the railway lines one night in this beautiful resort place..

anyhow...an aboriginal with a dig walked into us...panicked and attacked us with it until we finally threw some beers at him...he came from some place I don't care about or had ever heard of....oh thats right...we finished off the case and with his tracking abilities he led us into town.......he busked..a friend sung......and I did nothing ..wait...I went and bought the next case...

they said I rocked

oh yeah..that pretty picture I saw..where was it
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Old 08-25-2017, 05:48 PM   #8
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wait...I also got in trouble for telling people to piss off

also...I complained that they were shit

and also said said..'help us reclaim our pride and dignity'

they said I was out of tune and go back to complaining about the stupid bugs biting me

and ummm to hurry the fuk up before I go make someone give me 50 bucks and stop this fucking around

they said relax idiot
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Old 08-25-2017, 06:03 PM   #10
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Some tend to give overly long answers to questions, and at times make up things. It must be having to walk around upside down that do 'em in.
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Old 08-25-2017, 06:05 PM   #12
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We make the water swirl the other way down the toilet.
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We use redundant letters in our words but are still somehow proud of it.
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we have the most artistic artworks in our grand central railway stations

hey any of you ever been a bomber??

I'm kissing jill...if I'm gunna shop lift it...it won't be paint cans

https://www.weekendnotes.com/im/002/...treet-art1.jpg

and our trains so spectacular we voted they become part of the city and untouchable as heritage listed..yep..we all ass
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don't call these people redundant..they be ok man...

hey lets start calling each other cuz and speaking kiwi...that'llreally fuk wif em bro
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hey I saw this yesterday...while playin my dig

I have a few sweet stories about diggereedoo's.....one actually...we got lost so decided to get drunk on the railway lines one night in this beautiful resort place..

anyhow...an aboriginal with a dig walked into us...panicked and attacked us with it until we finally threw some beers at him...he came from some place I don't care about or had ever heard of....oh thats right...we finished off the case and with his tracking abilities he led us into town.......he busked..a friend sung......and I did nothing ..wait...I went and bought the next case...

they said I rocked

oh yeah..that pretty picture I saw..where was it
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Hey Cotties, is a didgeridoo one of those things you chuck and it comes back and wacks you in the noggin?
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We ride kangaroos to work. Cars are way overrated, mateeee.
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Old 08-26-2017, 05:01 PM   #20
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I fear this thread could as the Australians say !go off like a frog in a sock ????wtf that all about !
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had quite a few Australian friends until I happen to mention I was rooting my local football team ???
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Why is everyone making fun of Cotties?

Oh - by the way, to answer Waynes question, just browse here

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had quite a few Australian friends until I happen to mention I was rooting my local football team ???
we root chicks


its probably the most vulgar word I have in my arsenal...we use it all the time...

I have used it with jill twice......I am in deep shit with her already......so thanks wayne..hopefully she has too many on her plate right now and won't notice us talking with your bright pink writing..

i'm fucked...you know that right wayne

I am gunna kick your dirty pommy queen loving ass if she understands what it means.....
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fun of Cotties?

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I have bluffed 2 months worth of hip hop music and other crap..I just hear a song..google..then copy n paste into forum and log out.

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ps..probably spelling mistake...Fun is Cotties

could be cotties is fucking fun..

could be anything...I pick so many fights i've lost count. I still don't even know who you vote for..why goddam it..I bet u never even voted..notice no one ever own up to that Gabs??
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