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Old 09-17-2019, 06:36 PM   #36451
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Old 09-17-2019, 06:51 PM   #36452
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Treated like an angel, your partner can make your life feel like heaven.
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Old 10-09-2019, 05:48 AM   #36453
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Old 10-09-2019, 06:30 AM   #36454
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For that is a fact , we all are living in hell .
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Old 10-09-2019, 10:22 AM   #36455
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Hell is a state of mind I prefer not to accommodate, I'd rather post in the thread with the lady above reminiscing about how we used to wear this thread out!
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Old 10-09-2019, 02:33 PM   #36456
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Out for an afternoon walk on this lovely fall day. The air is nice and crisp!
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Old 10-09-2019, 03:46 PM   #36457
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Crisp is the air and clean is the water, oh I love fall
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Old 10-11-2019, 09:12 PM   #36458
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Fall brings cool mornings
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Old 10-11-2019, 09:14 PM   #36459
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Mornings with fresh brewed coffee and good company can be the beginning of a great day!
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Old 10-12-2019, 10:25 PM   #36460
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Day has turned to night
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Old 10-13-2019, 02:46 AM   #36461
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"Night Life" was a single for the group "Foreigner" from their 1981 album titled "4".
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Old 10-13-2019, 07:01 AM   #36462
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4 score and seven years ago....
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Old 10-14-2019, 10:34 AM   #36463
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Ago is a tough word to start a sentence with
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Old 10-14-2019, 09:29 PM   #36464
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With that perhaps we should try something simpler like how are you tonight?
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Old 10-14-2019, 09:46 PM   #36465
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Tonight at 9, 8 Central, only CBS.
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Old 10-14-2019, 10:07 PM   #36466
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CBS is one of the original networks
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Old 10-16-2019, 01:35 AM   #36467
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networks are a great place to get started if you want to be a movie star
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Old 10-16-2019, 03:54 PM   #36468
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Star gazing is great to do while laying down on a blanket
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Old 10-16-2019, 04:44 PM   #36469
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Blanket base is needed for outside naked spin the bottle
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Old 10-16-2019, 09:39 PM   #36470
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bottle of wine sounds good right now
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Old 10-17-2019, 12:11 AM   #36471
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Now, General Electric Theater brings you another hour of the best in dramatic entertainment.
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Old 10-17-2019, 12:14 AM   #36472
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entertainment...please I'm ready for it, bring it on!
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Old 10-17-2019, 06:21 AM   #36473
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On that note I have come in early this morning to post
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Old 10-17-2019, 09:55 AM   #36474
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post away, let's get to it!
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Old 10-17-2019, 02:10 PM   #36475
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It seems that tomorrow is Friday already!
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