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Old 10-08-2019, 10:55 PM   #33576
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love my friends that check in on me.
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Old 10-08-2019, 11:37 PM   #33577
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It has been a while since I was here!
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Old 10-09-2019, 12:36 PM   #33578
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Old 10-16-2019, 01:41 AM   #33579
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can't remember all the people I connected with here, especially if they changed their screen name
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Old 10-16-2019, 01:44 AM   #33580
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can't remember all the people I connected with here, especially if they changed their screen name
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Old 10-16-2019, 01:46 AM   #33581
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you are too kind! Thank you...it's so quiet in here, is it always like this?
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Old 10-16-2019, 09:53 AM   #33582
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you are too kind! Thank you...it's so quiet in here, is it always like this?
Sadly its been slow but it has its moments too!

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Old 10-17-2019, 12:13 AM   #33583
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you are too kind! Thank you...it's so quiet in here, is it always like this?
We've been a bit slow lately. I'm really hoping either a few more originals will resurface or, better yet, we'll get a resurgence of new members and not just "attack of the bots".
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Old 10-17-2019, 12:38 AM   #33584
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am going to create a little trouble in here, it's time to have some fun
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Old 10-17-2019, 06:25 AM   #33585
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Am ready to go home .. almost 6 weeks .. I think that's enough .. (smiling)
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Old 10-17-2019, 10:48 AM   #33586
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Find myself very distracted
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Old 10-17-2019, 10:53 AM   #33587
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Old 10-17-2019, 05:08 PM   #33588
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Am bored outta my skull.
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Old 10-17-2019, 05:37 PM   #33589
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Old 10-17-2019, 10:41 PM   #33590
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Why not? We could use a little shake up here.
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Old 10-18-2019, 01:15 AM   #33591
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Why not? We could use a little shake up here.
Yeah...what happened? Where did everyone go? lol
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Old 10-18-2019, 05:18 AM   #33592
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Like the thought of new invigorating activity around here!
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Old 10-18-2019, 03:16 PM   #33593
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I really enjoyed working out again
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Old 10-18-2019, 03:29 PM   #33594
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Really wanted to let that guy have it..
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Old 10-18-2019, 04:44 PM   #33595
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Old 10-19-2019, 06:07 PM   #33596
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Old 10-19-2019, 06:53 PM   #33597
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Old 10-19-2019, 11:04 PM   #33598
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Old 10-20-2019, 09:09 PM   #33599
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Am waiting a few then will watch the walking Dead
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