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Old 12-06-2017, 02:44 PM   #2226
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You got your grammar mixed up there..."little" should come first..but you're from Jersey..Ill forgive you this once
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:09 PM   #2227
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Shaving rash..serves me right for shaving my ass
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:22 PM   #2228
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Shaving rash..serves me right for shaving my ass
Do you have before and after pics? It's not that I don't believe you shaved it... ummmm I just wanna see the rash
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:22 PM   #2229
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Do you have before and after pics? It's not that I don't believe you shaved it... ummmm I just wanna see the rash

Nope!..youre just a perv Sunny..admit it girl..you'll feel a whole lot better for it
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:28 PM   #2230
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Those phone Birthday threads. Oh! Hiya Ice! I didn’t see you there.
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:29 PM   #2231
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You got your grammar mixed up there..."little" should come first..but you're from Jersey..Ill forgive you this once
haha either way should say pushy lol ugh guess I got Rosie's pussy on my mind

hey next time I will Google to make me smart lol
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Old 12-06-2017, 03:38 PM   #2232
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Nope!..youre just a perv Sunny..admit it girl..you'll feel a whole lot better for it
Do I have to go into therapy ? If I can't just admit it and get booty shots as my reward then I'm gonna have to go with plan B and just say I was gonna recommend an ointment for your rash
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Old 12-06-2017, 04:13 PM   #2233
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Old 12-06-2017, 04:15 PM   #2234
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Rosie needs a back rub.... get right on it Ice! Chop chop!
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Old 12-06-2017, 04:18 PM   #2235
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Rosie needs a back rub.... get right on it Ice! Chop chop!
Gimme a chance to start up the fckin petrol strimmer willya Hev?..jeez!
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Old 12-06-2017, 04:20 PM   #2236
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Gimme a chance to start up the fckin petrol strimmer willya Hev?..jeez!
Listen, dude. When Rosie is not happy...you’re not gonna be happy, so go on...stretch your fingers and knuckles and get busy, k?
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Old 12-06-2017, 04:21 PM   #2237
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Listen, dude. When Rosie is not happy...you’re not gonna be happy, so go on...stretch your fingers and knuckles and get busy, k?
Tell the bastard Hev
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Listen, dude. When Rosie is not happy...you’re not gonna be happy, so go on...stretch your fingers and knuckles and get busy, k?
When Rosie aint happy..I kinda resemble the fckin Elephant Man..ok?..bah!
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Old 12-06-2017, 04:26 PM   #2239
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When Rosie aint happy..I kinda resemble the fckin Elephant Man..ok?..bah!
A little session in a basement might change all that....lol so....don’t let her get unhappy....please you woman, damn it!
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:44 AM   #2241
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Old 12-07-2017, 03:48 PM   #2244
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Now this is an intelligent woman.

Everything is annoying, in some way.

Let's start with take -out pizza.

Or, Christmas tree lights.

Andddd, go!
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