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Old 11-19-2017, 04:58 AM   #11401
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Old 11-19-2017, 08:35 AM   #11402
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Old 11-19-2017, 08:50 AM   #11403
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Old 11-21-2017, 08:04 PM   #11404
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Old 11-21-2017, 08:25 PM   #11405
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Old 11-21-2017, 08:55 PM   #11406
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Old 11-21-2017, 08:57 PM   #11407
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Old 11-21-2017, 09:00 PM   #11408
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Nobody is useless, think about it.....aren't you important to your children?
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Old 11-22-2017, 02:46 AM   #11409
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Old 11-30-2017, 09:51 AM   #11410
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Old 11-30-2017, 10:07 AM   #11411
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Old 12-03-2017, 09:59 PM   #11412
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It takes thirty seconds.
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Old 12-03-2017, 10:03 PM   #11413
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Old 12-03-2017, 10:51 PM   #11414
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Mother Nature really sucks
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Old 12-03-2017, 11:06 PM   #11415
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but does she swallow?
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Old 12-03-2017, 11:06 PM   #11416
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Old 12-03-2017, 11:24 PM   #11417
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Old 12-03-2017, 11:24 PM   #11418
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No, but her sister does!!
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Old 12-06-2017, 11:08 PM   #11419
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Old 12-06-2017, 11:10 PM   #11420
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Old 12-07-2017, 07:30 PM   #11421
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Figures, I missed it! ^^
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Old 12-07-2017, 07:31 PM   #11422
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:16 PM   #11423
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:39 PM   #11424
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We've all been there
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Old 12-07-2017, 09:57 PM   #11425
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